As I always suspected. RE: Bidets - what's the deal?

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  1. trev333

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    Your fresh crap out of your own butt isn't dirty.:rolleyes:... it's made from stuff you have already eaten, it's come from inside you, it can't hurt you. :twisted:.....

    wash your butt with water and clean your hands with soap and water afterwards.... big deal..

    after traveling for a year in asia, paper is a rarity... you soon get used to it not being there...;)
     
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    Rest stop bidet? That's just a short slide down the (muddy) slippery slope to Flying J bidets. I don't think anyone here wants to live in that world.
     
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    I wash my backside in the shower, and even then, not when there's crap all over it.

    Your argument illustrates why we wash our hands, which is something you do after whatever else.

    And it does nothing to suggest that people shouldn't wipe a cutting board, with paper or a towel or whatever else, before washing it.
     
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    why can't I look away? why? why? why?
     
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  5. beanluc

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    It's not mud and I don't stick my bare hands in it.
     
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    That is my point.
     
  7. beanluc

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    It might be, but it isn't what this thread is about.
     
  8. backporchmusic

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    Sorry, didn't know the anti-bidet crusade has infiltrated TDPRI.
     
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    I owned a white falcon.
     
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    It's just a fad. Kinda like a splash in the can.
     
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    She used a raspberry bidet. If they have the really fancy one with the button labeled "ATR", don't push it...
     
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    Smile, relax, & let the song play. I imagine constipation is even worse when your, uptight.
     
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    I go before I shower.
     
  14. dented

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    I've got one word for this thread: Turkey.
    Anyone here who goes/has been there knows this.
    Every toilet - and I mean every toilet; I've toured up and down that country - in Turkey has a little nozzle coming out the back. From the best hotel to the worst bus station. They've got it down: it's cheap, it's utilitarian.
    Don't get me wrong, I love the ones in Japan that dry you off with warm air and play music and all, but the Turkish know how to do it cheaply and at scale.
    They look a little obscene, but they really, really work. They blast you clean. Then you can use a little bit of toilet paper to dry off and you're done - and really clean.
    In this country they like to spread it around. I'll take blasting it off with water.
    As has been said in this thread, if you have some... fecal matter... on a surface, do you wipe it off with dry paper?
    No. (Or at least I hope not...)
    You WASH it off.
    Water is good.
    (And by the way, it takes a lot of water to make toilet paper; much less to spray your behind).
     
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    Where do you set the Mud Switch?
     
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    I've never used one ...

    :confused:
     
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    Who else you gonna have in there with you, and what the heck are you doing in there?
     
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    If I had enough place, I would rather install one of this in my bathroom

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