Are you deranged?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by TeleTucson, May 26, 2021.

Are You Deranged?

  1. For comedic value on TDPRI, I often enjoy coming across as somewhat deranged.

    16 vote(s)
    12.1%
  2. I am deranged, I have always been deranged. Get over it.

    36 vote(s)
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  3. I am an uber clear-thinker and am insulted by this survey.

    23 vote(s)
    17.4%
  4. I want another Telecaster

    86 vote(s)
    65.2%
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  1. 1955

    1955 Doctor of Teleocity

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    “Deranged” comes from the old French word déranger, which roughly means doing the opposite of putting in line or order. I like order and routine, am detail oriented, and take great care that my life is structured and methodical. I do not enjoy being out of control, largely due to an upbringing in which chaos had free reign of jagged pasture.

    Ironically, disorder was the hot brand that allowed me to mine a mother lode of creativity, yet it took me years to corral the mare of normalcy that had eluded me for three fourths of my life. For decades, I raked screams of mind across the glass and bristled as the flames of cruel inevitability swarmed the barn.
     
  2. TeleTucson

    TeleTucson Tele-Afflicted

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    That poetic phrase sounds like the opening line of the novel you should be writing! :)
     
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  3. 1955

    1955 Doctor of Teleocity

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    Thanks, man.
     
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  4. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Tele Axpert Ad Free Member

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  5. trapdoor2

    trapdoor2 Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

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    I'm ranged.

    Of course, we have all our pets deranged. No ranging for them after that, they're not interested.
     
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  6. bcorig

    bcorig Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Tonetele Poster Extraordinaire

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    The most stupid question I have encountered on this forum since 2009.
     
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  8. Dan German

    Dan German Doctor of Teleocity

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    THE most stupid question?
    The MOST stupid question?
    The most STUPID question?

    Are you completely deranged???
     
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  9. Thebluesman

    Thebluesman Tele-Holic

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    another guitar shop sale is advertised..and you all ready have several guitars.
    you will resist temptation but....go to simply ''browse''....
    you succumbed...=we all do...
     
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    RoscoeElegante Friend of Leo's

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    Is this the "Why do shoes have heels" thread?

    If so, I'm lodging a complaint.

    Aardvarks are not all named "Noah," dammit.
     
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    Chester P Squier Tele-Holic

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    Now that 2020 is over, I'm free-range.
     
  12. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Tele Axpert Ad Free Member

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    ANNNND, that's saying somethin! :D
     
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  13. Thebluesman

    Thebluesman Tele-Holic

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    I am as sane..as the next in patient!..in tdpri ward.
     
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  14. Thebluesman

    Thebluesman Tele-Holic

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    all this just because..the ladies loves the teli caster...player.
     
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    Thebluesman Tele-Holic

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    this forum is brilliant since everyone no matter share numerous stuff ranging from guitars to ...ant breeding.
     
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    Thebluesman Tele-Holic

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    sometimes tdpri...just makes me feel intelligent!
     
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  17. bigbean

    bigbean Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    There was a time in the when that resume would have made you prime girl friend material. (This partially explains Ex#1 and Ex#2)

    That time has ( fortunately / unfortunately - both are true ) passed and will not be returning.

    I sincerely hope things are going quite a bit smoother for you these days.

    The Easter Bunny prolly deserved it.
     
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    carpenter Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    I want every type of telecaster fender has ever made. So yes I guess I am deranged.
    But am I wrong?
     
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    magicfingers99 Friend of Leo's

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    if your still sane, you're not paying attention..
     
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    Happy Enchilada Tele-Meister

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    Remember the song back in the '60s -

    "They're coming to take me away, ha ha, to the funny farm where everything's nice and life is a charm."

    We no longer have funny farms. Now we have rehab. Just not the same ...
     
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