Are There Any Ascended Masters Here?

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  1. Drak

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    I know if there were they wouldn't advertise it, since they no longer contain an ego.

    But if I asked...just maybe one would pop their head up...

    If they're not too busy working on their spaceship or something...
     
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    Pretty sure I am but, my Modesty prevents me from saying more.

    Thanx for asking.
     
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    Renaissance Man and existentialist, so no.
     
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    Christian and currently not ascended. That part comes later. AMA.
     
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    I'm a master at getting everything ass-ended, is that what you mean?
     
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    Let's just say that I've been to more than one Asian country where people came up to me, patted my belly and said "Happy Buddha". I wish I knew what that meant.
     
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    As an impressionable youth I smoked half of a Dutch Masters cigarillo before puking. Mere coincidence?
     
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    I'm not sure whether I am an Ascended Master or not, but I know things, and I drink beer.

    And my dogs love me.

    ;)
     
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    I have been called an un-descended nut more than once though...

    Perhaps I am some kind of partially ascended master or something.
     
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