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Apparently we're living in a simulation

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Kloun, Oct 13, 2020.

  1. kennl

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    I'm impressed by the specificity of the probability of the theory - 50%
    That's about the same accuracy at which meteorologists can predict yesterday's weather
     
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    ...... how many times have I looked up and just seen .... the "blue screen"...... thanks Windows.
     
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    Are you able to find this article?
     
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    The shadow, the fire, the blinding light, all simulation?
     
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    Yup. I don’t need to be Nostradumbass to see trouble brewing in November.
     
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    If it's all a simulation we should hack the Kobiyashi Maru so it is winnable.
     
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  9. Guitarteach

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    Quantum movement? Level shifting?
     
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    2020 the decade that wasn't ...
     
  11. boris bubbanov

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    I knew at one time, but I guess I have forgotten.

    2020 is an irrational number, correct?
     
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    Evidently the guy who postulated this theory is 50% looney tunes.
     
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    I think this universe is an alien middle-schooler's science project, and they're about to get a C-
     
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    Our creative human minds have such a difficult time accepting that we have no purpose whatsoever and the old adage, "life's a bi...tch and then you die", stands true from 5.6 million years ago and still does today.

    Nihilistic existentialist.:cool:
     
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    Well damn. If we are in the Matrix, I want to meet the guy that wrote the code.

    How come he didn't make me a rich, world famous guitarist with a hot wife?
     
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    It's actually more likely we're living in an episode of The Simpsons.
     
  18. boris bubbanov

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    This can't be a simulation.

    No beings or force could ever come up with a premise as stupid as the last few years, culminating in 2020. It beggars belief, and I for one am getting tired of it.

    There just isn't enough truth in it.

    Episodes of The Simpsons are far more resonant than this.
     
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    Here's the thing...

    For many, many years, I have argued that we are actually "living" in Purgatory. It's the only way to explain why everybody suffers, but some people suffer more or less than others for a longer or shorter duration.

    The upshot being: If you think your "life" sucks now, just think how terrible a person you must have been, when you were actually "alive," for it to be this bad now!

    The good news, if my theory pans out? Things will only get better the next time 'round.

    You can send your "donations" directly to me at the Church of the Eternal Pessimist, 1 Ex Nihil Rd, Hell, MN. (N.B. Your donation is NOT tax deductible!)

    The idea that the concepts of heaven, hell, and purgatory might be result of various iterations of a simulation resulting in differing algorithmic outcomes appeals to me. It makes a lot more sense than the past 7 - 8 months of "reality," anyway!
     
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    Debugging is hell.
     
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