All Time Favourite Movie Quotes

"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES".

"Generally you don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. "

All from Ghostbusters

 

My signiture is from the movie "Oh Brother" stated by Holmer Stokes.

 

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Col Kurtz

Apocalypse Now

 

All of Withnail and I
Pretty much all of How to Get Ahead in Advertising

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Right, you ****er, I'm going to do the washing up!

 

You going to pull them pistols, or whistle dixie

Outlaw Josie Wales

 

From the movie Major Payne...
Major Payne: "It's been two weeks since I killt me a man."

Major Payne: "Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!

From the movie Step Brothers...
Brennan Huff: "I tea-bagged your drum set!"

Dale Doback: "Why are you so sweaty?"
Brennan Huff: "I was watching Cops."

 

Christmas Story:

"Go upstairs, get dressed. We are going out.... to eat."

I use that one all the time when the Queen announces she is not, for whatever reason, cooking dinner.

actually theres a lot of funny lines in that movie.

"Fra jille ehh.... it must be Italian".

"I won it... its a major award" (also used regularly around the house)

and of course "You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

 

It's K K K Ken C C C Coming to K K K Kill me...Fish Called Wanda

You tell Raphael I ain't takin' no ******* off no honky...Being There

 

Not a single quote from the greatest movie of all time, Cuckoo's Nest?

"If Mr McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way."

"You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a ******* looney now, boy. You're a fisherman."

 

From The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Another one:
The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.


Also...
Walter Sobchak: Those rich ****s! This whole ****ing thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this ****ing strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

Aannnd:
[being forced into a limousine]
The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

 

It is like a finger pointing to the moon...dont concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory. -Bruce Lee-Enter the Dragon

 

"Consider that a divorce!" - Arnie in Total Recall.

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody DOORS off!" - Michael Caine in The Italian Job.

 

Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

The Shawshank Redemption

 

This is a drinking man's bar where men come to drink, and we don't need advice from a couple of pixies like you!

It's A Wonderful Life

 

Don't forget:

Maude: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Maude: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

And the Dude: I (expletive deleted) hate the Eagles.

And I'll add one that has to be heavily censored for this forum, from Blue Velvet.
Frank Booth: (Expletive deleted) you, you (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted).

 

Deserves got nuthin to do with it.

 

Anything from Glengarry Glen Ross.






Carpenter's the Thing is high up on my list too

 

From as Good As it Gets

 

"If I am wrong -- and I am never wrong -- they're headed straight into the Fire Swamp!"
--Princess Bride

"Jake. Jake, I gotta pull over." (a moment before yanking the wheel hard and driving down an embankment, pursued by dozens of police cars)
--The Blues Brothers

"Do you ever feel lonely?"
"Only around people."
--The Thin Red Line

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
--Blade Runner