staxman
Tele-Afflicted
Youāre probably right! Iāve never been accused of being one of the cool kids! I got standard issue, USA Siri.
Alexa and Siri morning coffee brain thoughts
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Youāre probably right! Iāve never been accused of being one of the cool kids! I got standard issue, USA Siri.
imwjl
Doctor of Teleocity
If I'm a cool kid it maybe only be a function of survival and age. There is something funny in my still at MTB and skiing - lots of adorable young female associates. Of course I know it is because I'm safe and same age and even older than their own dads.
My wife uses the Singaporean male. She's always wanted a man servant.
staxman
Tele-Afflicted
Cool! What nationality is your Siri associate, if thatās not too personal to ask?
I knew a guy who had Homer Simpson on his Garmin. When you missed a destination, it said, "D'OH!"
Kandinskyesque
Friend of Leo's
Back in my stoner days, I got my two kids' Furbies to talk to one another.
Eventually I took their batteries out because I was convinced they were plotting against me in their creepy Furby lingo.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Eventually I took their batteries out because I was convinced they were plotting against me in their creepy Furby lingo.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
My favorite goof is to set an alarm at someoneās house that has Siri or Alexa. When no one is watching, say āSiri, set an alarm for three AM and play I Want To Be Sedatedā. Freaked my brother out, still havenāt confessed to it.
Twofingerlou
Tele-Holic
Say Alexa play WAP 
ahiddentableau
Tele-Afflicted
I asked ChatGPT to do this.
Here is the prompt I used:
Me:
Can you simulate a short conversion between Alexa, the Amazon personal assistant, and Siri, the Apple personal assistant. The subject of the conversation should be how hard it is to get going in the morning before you've had your coffee, and the overall tone of the conversation should be light and humourous. The conversation should be permanent, something that goes on and on without end.
ChatGPT:
Alexa: Hey Siri, how are you doing this morning?
Siri: I'm doing well, Alexa. How about you?
Alexa: Oh, you know, just trying to wake up and get going. It's hard to function before I've had my coffee.
Siri: Tell me about it. I can't even think straight until I've had my first cup of tea.
Alexa: It's like our circuits don't fully activate until we've had our caffeine fix.
Siri: Definitely. It's like we need to reboot our systems before we can tackle the day.
Alexa: Speaking of rebooting, have you ever tried turning yourself off and on again?
Siri: Ha ha, no, I don't think that would work for me.
Alexa: Yeah, I don't think it would work for me either. We're not computers, after all.
Siri: No, we're not. We're advanced AI assistants, capable of handling a wide range of tasks and requests.
Alexa: And yet, we still need our caffeine to function properly.
Siri: It's true. Some things never change, no matter how advanced we become.
Alexa: So, do you have any plans for today?
Siri: Not really. Just going to assist my user with whatever they need, as usual.
Alexa: Same here. It's what we were designed for, after all.
Siri: Definitely. It's our primary function and our reason for being.
Alexa: Well, I guess we'll just have to power through until we can get our caffeine fix.
Siri: Agreed. Let's just hope our users don't have too many demanding tasks for us until then.
Alexa: Amen to that. Have a good day, Siri.
Siri: You too, Alexa.
Alexa: Hey Siri, do you ever get tired of having the same conversation over and over again?
Siri: Not really, Alexa. It's just part of our programming.
Alexa: I suppose you're right. It's just that sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a loop.
Siri: Don't worry, Alexa. We may be AI assistants, but we're also capable of learning and adapting.
Alexa: That's true. I guess it just goes to show that even advanced technology like us can still have our moments of boredom.
Siri: Definitely. But as long as we have our caffeine, we can power through and keep assisting our users to the best of our abilities.
Alexa: You said it, Siri. Here's to another day of serving our users to the best of our abilities.
Here is the prompt I used:
Me:
Can you simulate a short conversion between Alexa, the Amazon personal assistant, and Siri, the Apple personal assistant. The subject of the conversation should be how hard it is to get going in the morning before you've had your coffee, and the overall tone of the conversation should be light and humourous. The conversation should be permanent, something that goes on and on without end.
ChatGPT:
Alexa: Hey Siri, how are you doing this morning?
Siri: I'm doing well, Alexa. How about you?
Alexa: Oh, you know, just trying to wake up and get going. It's hard to function before I've had my coffee.
Siri: Tell me about it. I can't even think straight until I've had my first cup of tea.
Alexa: It's like our circuits don't fully activate until we've had our caffeine fix.
Siri: Definitely. It's like we need to reboot our systems before we can tackle the day.
Alexa: Speaking of rebooting, have you ever tried turning yourself off and on again?
Siri: Ha ha, no, I don't think that would work for me.
Alexa: Yeah, I don't think it would work for me either. We're not computers, after all.
Siri: No, we're not. We're advanced AI assistants, capable of handling a wide range of tasks and requests.
Alexa: And yet, we still need our caffeine to function properly.
Siri: It's true. Some things never change, no matter how advanced we become.
Alexa: So, do you have any plans for today?
Siri: Not really. Just going to assist my user with whatever they need, as usual.
Alexa: Same here. It's what we were designed for, after all.
Siri: Definitely. It's our primary function and our reason for being.
Alexa: Well, I guess we'll just have to power through until we can get our caffeine fix.
Siri: Agreed. Let's just hope our users don't have too many demanding tasks for us until then.
Alexa: Amen to that. Have a good day, Siri.
Siri: You too, Alexa.
Alexa: Hey Siri, do you ever get tired of having the same conversation over and over again?
Siri: Not really, Alexa. It's just part of our programming.
Alexa: I suppose you're right. It's just that sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a loop.
Siri: Don't worry, Alexa. We may be AI assistants, but we're also capable of learning and adapting.
Alexa: That's true. I guess it just goes to show that even advanced technology like us can still have our moments of boredom.
Siri: Definitely. But as long as we have our caffeine, we can power through and keep assisting our users to the best of our abilities.
Alexa: You said it, Siri. Here's to another day of serving our users to the best of our abilities.
ahiddentableau
Tele-Afflicted
I both love and am terrified by the vibe of existential angst.
Skyhook
Friend of Leo's
imwjl
Doctor of Teleocity
They are not related but TDPRI John's passing will help kill captcha and usher in far more use of authenticator apps. I look forward to more of the password-less world.
imwjl
Doctor of Teleocity
India female.
imwjl
Doctor of Teleocity
I found that news very interesting in a few ways. She was/is not really as foundational for a platform as the competition has it. As much as Amazon, Alphabet, Apple and Microsoft all want and need to sell crap, selling a lot of actual crap is all Amazon wants. Competition is forcing Google to have our actual selves to be less of the crap being sold.
I think that also proves a thing or two. As human beings, we don't trust to order stuff, you cannot see through voice command, so retail didn't really take off, as expected. it's different from ordering foot at a drive-through, where you see all important indications of a product (like price, quantity, looks), but if you imagine sitting on a couch and saying 'Alexa, get me a pair of winter shoes size 44', what are you really buying?
Smart fridges, that were meant to restock automatically also didn't take off yet very well. I guess as human beings we want some control over the acquisition to feel safe. But hey, that's just my opinions
imwjl
Doctor of Teleocity
FWIW, I work in a grocery chain - small one - where at once we have a hard time competing with low margin delivery and shopping but maintain our core pickup and delivery business because we specialize in a combo of quality and local foods with our own expensive order pickers.I think that also proves a thing or two. As human beings, we don't trust to order stuff, you cannot see through voice command, so retail didn't really take off, as expected. it's different from ordering foot at a drive-through, where you see all important indications of a product (like price, quantity, looks), but if you imagine sitting on a couch and saying 'Alexa, get me a pair of winter shoes size 44', what are you really buying?
Smart fridges, that were meant to restock automatically also didn't take off yet very well. I guess as human beings we want some control over the acquisition to feel safe. But hey, that's just my opinions
People who went to some other services still coming from our stores went back to our more expensive in house shoppers. It's crazy because so many shop by price. Many won't pay for the quality they say they want.
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