Airport Therapy Pig. Great name for a band?

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  1. Steve 78

    Steve 78 Friend of Leo's

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    What if you had a dinosaur instead of a pig, and played mournful music, I mean therapy theropod theramin threnodies.
     
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    Frank'n'censed Doctor of Teleocity

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    The 3 little pigs are a classic trio
     
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    Chunkocaster Poster Extraordinaire

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    I've never heard of a therapy pig, can you even house train a pig?
    That owner must end up with little vegan treats all over her apartment.
     
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    People need to grow up, if you have such anxiety over flying, take a bus.
     
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    4pickupguy Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

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    .... or, bring a therapy pig...

    Pete O'Tube and the Pot Belly Pilots
    A Sow's And Miles From Nowhere
    This Is Sow We Do It
     
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  6. 61fury

    61fury Friend of Leo's

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    Airpork?
     
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    The King's untimely death inspired another band name: Death Turd.
     
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    or maybe buy a pig large enough to be a pack animal:

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    When pigs fly...
     
  10. Endless Mike

    Endless Mike Friend of Leo's

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    That would have been funnier.
     
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    Pigs have been house-trained. They’re smart.

    Now that I think about it, I met a house-trained pig decades ago. The owner also had a llama that went in and out of the house, at will.
     
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  12. pixeljammer

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    Yes, absolutely you can. They're quite smart. A bit smarter than the average dog.
     
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