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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by PhoenixBill, Apr 16, 2021.

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    She doesn't need a sex toy now.
     
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    That's probably the result of using a blade that doesn't lock.....don't ask me how I know.

    Okay, you won't have to ask...I'll tell you. When I was a kid, maybe 7 or 8, I took my Dad's pocket knife. For some reason, I have no idea why, I went across the street and tried to slash the neighbour's car tires. Again, I have no good reason why other than being young and stupid. The knife closed on my right hand pointing finger and cut quite deep into the knuckle. I didn't tell anyone because I was scared. I guess it got infected and then the truth came out. The knuckle is, to this day, larger and swollen looking compared to the others. I'm pretty sure I have that knife somewhere.
     
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    Everything I'd like to say about this would cause me to be permanently blocked. I'm just going back to my cocktail and listening to Bessie Smith. Have a good night, and count your fingers and toes. Remember, when you're pissed, count to ten before doing anything!
     
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    That thing would be on ebay right now. Or on a string around my neck.

    It could be someone setting someone up. A false finger.
     
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    He wakes up every morning now and can't quite put a finger on why he failed anger management, twice.
     
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    Mike Myers is at home writing down every one of these puns for Austin Powers 6.
     
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    I heard they asked the neighbor if he saw anything but he didn't want to...yep you guessed it.
     
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    if he was my neighbor his new nickname would be hack wilson.

    as in

    Hey Hack Wilson, high five.
     
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    Who gets stitches?
    :rolleyes:
     
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    The neighbor probably did that on purpose...to leave his or her own personal mark.:confused:

     
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    How do you actually cut... no, wait, on second thoughts I don't want to know.
     
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    Hey... leave my dog out of it. He only eats Chicken Fingers!
     
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    High four!
     
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    Sounds like the tire slasher is 'all thumbs'.
     
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    I was just making another OJ joke. The shoeprints found at that crime scene had a tread pattern that matched a pair of OJ's Bruno Magli shoes.

    Sadly, neither that evidence nor my joke got any traction.
     
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    He is now...
     
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    If anyone ever earned this award, it's this guy.

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