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A real genius at work here...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by PhoenixBill, Apr 16, 2021.

  1. PhoenixBill

    PhoenixBill Tele-Meister

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    https://www.azfamily.com/news/maric...8-11eb-bb44-637b413961a5.html?block_id=997196

    A woman woke up to find her tires slashed...along with a severed finger in her driveway. Looks like the perpetrator (probably her neighbor, according to the story) accidentally cut his/her finger off in the process of slashing her tires. As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

    Even better than leaving fingerprints...let’s just leave the finger!
     
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  2. _MementoMori_

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    I heard they fingered the suspect.
     
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    68tele Friend of Leo's

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    He gave her the finger
     
  4. _MementoMori_

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    Hey baby, let me get them digits.
     
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    You know what they say about guys with big fingers.....maybe it was his idea of a romantic overture.

    Wait a minute, did this happen in Florida?
     
  6. PhoenixBill

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    Arizona. Maricopa is a small town south of Phoenix.
     
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    Contender for the "Fickle Finger of Fate" award.
     
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    I could get you a finger by 3:00 this afternoon...with nail polish

    bigltoe.png
     
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    Now there's a tale you don't hear everyday.
     
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    This does seem like a Florida story. Neighbor is going to have a tough time explaining his missing finger
     
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    Yeah. Big nostrils.
     
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    just don't call me knuckles.

    somebody was losing their grasp on reality.

    You got to hand it to him.

    Nailed it.
     
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    It could have been a woman.
     
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    I hope someone is able to point out the perpetrator.
     
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    Karma for a cowardly act. Keying cars and slashing tires when no one's looking...about as honorable as insurance fraud.
     
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    That's not the Maricopa I used to know. Wait, no. wait yes. Wait. yes.
     
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    Goes to show that crime never pays...

    They could have easily sold that finger in e-bay for a handsome profit!
     
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    were they able to dust for fingerprints?


    where is hammarabi when you need him?
     
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    ...for’er a one fangered peace sign...
     
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