60, I Can't Be 60!

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by brookdalebill, Jun 5, 2017.

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  1. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Tele Axpert Ad Free Member

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    I'm far too immature to be 60.
    How did this happen?
    What happened to that skinny, long, dark haired guy I used to look like?
    I'm going to file a missing person report!
     
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    I know, right?Just last month I was 20, and now I'm turning 45. What the heck?
     
  3. Mike Eskimo

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    No. You're 60.

    You just farted cobwebs and dust...


    Worse for me - I'm 53.5 and I feel like 60.
     
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    Happy Birthday Bill! Many more years of fun and adventures await. Enjoy the ride.. :cool:

    Have a great day!
     
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    Congratulations, you should be hearing from the club pretty soon. Membership is not required, but there are benefits! The Gee I Wish I was 18 again club offers discounts on ocean cruises, haircuts (not much to do there) CARGO SHORTS, and Viagra. Doesn't cost anything to join, admission is from simply admitting you're past 60 years of age which you have just done. I heartily recommend the Cargo Shorts discount.
     
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    Congrats and keep that youthful immaturity as long as possible.

    Of course, there will be a few more groans that come along with it.
     
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    Happy Birthday!
     
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    Steve 78 Friend of Leo's

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    Age 60 to 65 happens real quick. o_O
     
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    Happy Big Birthday!
     
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    Welcome to our not so exclusive club. Cargo shorts are required for entry to the premises at all times.
     
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    Happy Birthday BB! I hope you have a Texas-sized great time. My 60th is coming this September; I feel your pain. I'm shooting for 120, so we're at the halfway point.
     
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    Happy birthday Bill!

    I went to see the Rolling Stones right after my 60th, and I said to myself "these guys are a lot older than me and they still RAWK".

    So don't slow down, you're not the only poster child for arrested development around these parts...
     
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    Happy birthday Billy Boy! (Bill) guitarcake.jpg
    You're still 25 and going to pawnshops showering for cool gear aren't you?
     
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    haggardfan1 Friend of Leo's

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    Bill, it beats hell out of the only remaining alternative :D.

    Congratulations from a fellow Texan, and many happy returns!

    I wish I could be Thirty Again...
     
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    Happy BillDay!!

    Man,... if you're sixty, that makes me...52ri? Or with my twin bro, is that '65 twin? But I digress.

    Rock on, my friend! Here's to many, many more in good health and spirits.
     
  17. kellybluz

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    Hey Bill, happy birthday. I got up this morning and saw a fat old bald guy in the mirror, What ! I thought my dad was behind me Lol. 62 next month
    Enjoy :lol:
     
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    Happy Birthday, Bill! Play some guitar - the years will slip away...
     
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    Welcome to the 60s Happy bday
     
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    Happy day, Bill. You are now Vintage.
     
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