Bristlehound
Friend of Leo's
If I remember correctly, the blackboard paint (US: chalkboard?) you can buy is conductive... but I have no idea how conductive it is. I remember (years ago) it giving a positive reading when some chap was using a damp-meter on my parents' house where my little sisters used to have a blackboard - long since wallpapered over.
Just FYI.
Just FYI.