Our group at work had a boss for a very short time. One of the members eventually named him "BIG-STUPID-DRINK-GUY". Now... he was big guy... he was stupid... he was always walking around with 88 ounce bed-wetter full of diet snarf. At the same time... the drink was big... and being 88 ounces of diet... it was stupid. So... was it a big guy with a stupid drink? Or a big stupid guy with a drink? Or a stupid guy with a big drink? etc... The big stupid drink guy needed to hit the road... so does the equation.