3 or 4, or maybe 5 or 6, do you fall for this?

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  1. DHart

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    Yep. JL_LI... with many wives, EVERYTHING (particularly problems of one sort or another that need to be dealt with) is the HUSBAND's responsibility, somehow. Freakin' insane how that comes to be, isn't it. Did their fathers teach them that? Or, did their mothers?
     
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    Buy a "bunch" of bananas. Buy a case of dog food, unless you're expecting him to die sooner than that or something.

    Y'all are on the same team, right?
     
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    There should be a test before people get married
     
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    I always enjoy being asked first thing in the morning, "What's your plan for today?"

    She's known me 45 years. She knows there's no plan. And I know better than to try to come up with one real quick.

    And still I love her madly.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I find it amazing that my wife is always planning something. She does certain things at certain times of the day, even certain things at certain times of the year. Me, I usually try to put on clean socks.
     
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    The answer is, buy a dozen. Do this enough times and she will stop pestering you.

    Of course, my first marriage failed partially based upon this strategy.:oops:
     
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    That right there is an awesome display of intelligence!
     
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    There ain't no good answer to that question, period!
     
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    I'm pretty sure a woman invented the word OR!
     
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    What he said!
     
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    Funny... I get asked the same thing from time to time.

    And, no, I don't have a scheduled list of things to do today - or any day. I don't really appreciate being asked to recite everything I'm going to do, anyway.

    Can't I just do things as I feel like doing them? Without having to recite them all, the night before or the morning of?

    It's one thing to spend time doing something. And quite another thing to spend time talking about how you're going to spend time. I prefer the former. The latter is a waste of time.

    To me, not everything needs to be discussed over and over again. I guess I'm not a big talker, but my wife needs to talk about everything, incessantly. I must be a Martian! She must be a Venetian.

    Another difference... when we walk out into the front courtyard, I just enjoy the sun, the air, the beautiful trees and plants. My wife on the other hand, needs to point out all the things that need tending to or aren't quite to her satisfaction. Always pointing out everything that isn't quite perfect. Jeez. I'm seeing a more than half-full glass. She's seeing a more than half-empty glass. Perhaps I'm just with the wrong woman?
     
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    Today I found an empty bottle of vitamins on my Keurig Coffee Maker. I thought (there I go again) she wants me to order some of these, because I ordered that last supply of them at her instruction. She comes in and I have the Amazon page open, she says; What are you doing? I says ordering the vitamins like I figured you wanted. She says, if I wanted you to order them I would have said so. Okay I says, I'll cancel the order. NO, don't do that, since you've already started the order go ahead and order them!

    Now on Monday, after I did the lawns, I noticed a couple of bottles of insect spray sitting right in the back door, (kind of like the vitamins on the Keurig). So, I go in and ask her what are those bottles for? She says well for goodness sake, I thought surely since I left them out in plain sight, you'd know you need to spray the lawn with the stuff in them! Okay, it's a simple operation, since all I have to do is screw the bottles onto the garden hose, and spray. I do that, then this morning when I saw the empty vitamin bottle, I naturally assumed.....o_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
     
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    When my wife gets started barking out orders on stuff that needs doing, she can tell when I've finished a project of hers, and when my rear end is exactly one eighth of an inch from my chair's bottom, she hollers out TD did you??????
     
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    That brain of yours is as big as your courage!
     
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    What? You dont take hints well do ya!

    "Did you remember to lock the front door?"

    "Hun, its not even closed yet... "

    "Love ya babe!"
     
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    My wife is uncanny, she has NEVER been wrong about ANYTHING, I on the other hand....
     
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    Why is it that women typically seem to constantly be dictating all the things that they want done, to the man?

    What are we, frickin' slaves to them, or something?

    And... does anyone else's wife begin to do a task, then stop and leave the rest of it for you to recognize that you need to finish up for her? She's only willing to do the more enjoyable part of something and then leaves the dirty work for you?

    This phenomenon is entirely common, interestingly enough.

    I most certainly do appreciate my wife. But there is a lot of behavior on her part that I neither appreciate, nor understand. Such is the way of life, I presume.
     
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    So it works like at least 50% of the time?
     
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    I don't know the answer to your questions, but I'll bet my wife does!
     
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