And now... Bad Doggers, do you feel your shrit bumching from your guitar strap? Well, take heart! INTRODUCING the new "Bad Axe Bumchless Guitar Strap!!!" When you're in the middle of shredding Eruption at Guitar Center the last thing you need is for everyone to watch your shrit being slowly bumched into a wrinkled mess. With the Bad Axe Bumchless you can crank up that pointy headstock with confidence and fearlessly annoy everyone in the store, assured that the reason they are laughing is NOT because of a ridiculously bumched shrit... BUT WAIT! No...just kidding. That's all. Back to regular programming.