1% chocolate milk is an unforgivable affront to everything that is holy!

[John Backlund]

It should not even exist, and yet, there it is, luring me once again to succumb to it's siren call of empty promise.

Yet, today, I absorbed two half-pint cartons of the vile fluid..again.

There's only one way to have chocolate milk, and that's full-strength, rich, whole, creamy and thick.

 

[Dostradamas]

Chocolate flavored water I tells ya

I drink a cup of this daily.

30 grams of 85% cocoa dark with 6 TBS sweetened hot chocolate mix.

12 oz boiling water

4 oz Half and Half

CHOCOLATE!

 

[memorex]

If you don't drink at least 85% cocoa, you're not getting your daily requirements of lead and cadmium.

 

[John Backlund]

If you don't drink at least 85% cocoa, you're not getting your daily requirements of lead and cadmium.

Mmmmmmmm.....lead and candyum!

 

[Diminished7]

Chocolate flavored water I tells ya

I drink a cup of this daily.

30 grams of 85% cocoa dark with 6 TBS sweetened hot chocolate mix.

12 oz boiling water

4 oz Half and Half

CHOCOLATE!
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Thats some serious theobromine content. That will wake you up in the morning.

 

[Dave Hicks]

Could be worse.

 

[Dostradamas]

Thats some serious theobromine content. That will wake you up in the morning.

Seems lots of antioxidants and probiotics as well.

Working on digesting better and gaining weight, yes gaining.

 

[Cpb2020]

Amateur. I like to dip my fries in a chocolate shake.

 

[johnny k]

 

[ChicknPickn]

And then there's "almond milk."

 

[Happy Enchilada]

I started subbing 1% chocolate milk for my morning and afternoon snack and it's great!
I heard lots of competitive athletes drink it after workouts.
I'm competitive, but I'm no athlete ...

 

[rickthescot]

Same way I feel about "light roast" coffee.... Chocolate milk was perfect forever, just leave it alone!

 

[BigDaddyLH]

And then there's "almond milk."

Chocolate oat milk is pretty good.

 

[Happy Enchilada]

And then there's "almond milk."

I have heard from a couple of trustworthy sources that over time, all the non-dairy "milks" have been shown to grow gigantic manboobs.
Then again, that's probably like the finding that older folks who floss regularly or who eat whole-grain bread live longer: It may just be an indicator that an individual takes better care of themselves overall.
I was in a local upscale grocery store recently seeking a gallon of 2% and I had to ask a store employee if they had any milk that had once been inside a cow ...
So the manbun crowd may end up with manboobs to go with their man purses.

 

[ChicknPickn]

I have heard from a couple of trustworthy sources that over time, all the non-dairy "milks" have been shown to grow gigantic manboobs.
Then again, that's probably like the finding that older folks who floss regularly or who eat whole-grain bread live longer: It may just be an indicator that an individual takes better care of themselves overall.
I was in a local upscale grocery store recently seeking a gallon of 2% and I had to ask a store employee if they had any milk that had once been inside a cow ...
So the manbun crowd may end up with manboobs to go with their man purses.

Yep, that's been linked to soy products - - the man-boobs, that is.

Almond milk should be called "water clouded with almond squeezings." Orange juice has to say if it's from concentrate, so I say almond milk should have to say what it is, too. To say it is even distantly related to milk is an atrocity.

 

[ChicknPickn]

Chocolate oat milk is pretty good.

In all fairness, it is. But almost anything is good if you put enough chocolate in it.

 

[BigDaddyLH]

In all fairness, it is. But almost anything is good if put enough chocolate in it.

That is what the dictionary says about mole sauce.

 

[Toto'sDad]

It should not even exist, and yet, there it is, luring me once again to succumb to it's siren call of empty promise.

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There's only one way to have chocolate milk, and that's full-strength, rich, whole, creamy and thick.

Like giving a man 3.2 beer when it is Jack Daniels he craves.

 

[Boreas]

Could be worse.

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The horror...

 

[Diminished7]

Same way I feel about "light roast" coffee.... Chocolate milk was perfect forever, just leave it alone!

So with you on light roast coffee. Espresso bean level of dark roast only.