“Where’s The Beef?”

If you think it's butter, but it's not, it's Chiffon. Always like to change this to "but it's snot...". Hey, I was a kid at the time!

A silly millimeter longer

Kinda hip, kinda now, Charlie!

Fly the friendly skies of United

Western Airlines - the only way to fly!

Geritol - for iron poor blood.

 

This man never rested, he single handedly delivered coffee beans to over 225 million Americans every day.

 

Just a pinch between your cheek and gum will give you real tobacco pleasure without lighting up. Go Smokeless. It's the only way to go.


I’m a Beech Nut nut.

 

“My beer is Rheingold the dry beer!”

 

My dad worked in the South Bronx with the most insane people I've ever met.
They had the filthiest mouts and would say ANYTHING around ANYBODY.
One of them chain-smoked Luckys and he told me, when I was about 9, that meant Let's Screw/My Finger's Tired

 

Has anyone seen the movie "Demolition Man"?

This thread is way too close to its vision of the American future!

 

Stronger than dirt!!

 

This one always stood out to me because of the one-upmanship...seemed a tad rude if not plain snooty.

 

See the USA in your Chevrolet!

 

Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet!

Honda...Inexpensive, and made to stay that way.

 

All right, a quadrozontal engine!!

Actually those Subaru flat fours are great motors. But I laughed the first time I opened the hood of one and saw the donut spare on top of the engine, looking like a big air filter.

 

I heard this once and it chilled me:
Because...when your hair is right... EVERYTHING is right.

 

Sing along now...
8 oh oh...325...3535
I don't remember what it's for.
Marriott hotels, maybe.

 

Fill it to the rim with Brim

Sorry Charlie

If it says Libby's Libby's Libby's on the label label label you will like it like it like it on your table table table.

You got it, Pontiac

How would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisssp



(How sad is this I so easily came up with so many?)