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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Torren61, Oct 21, 2020.

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    Texan " I dropped my watch in the Rio Grande and it's still running"...

    What, the watch?

    No, the Rio Grande !

    Disclaimer : joke is approximate, the internet was no help ( Googled everything I knew to Google). The original I remember involves an interaction with some snooty French type with a fancy watch. The Texan might have had a "Timex"

    I don't tell or relate jokes very well, as most humor is beneath me, or I might actually lack a sense of humor.:(
     
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