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    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

    First one turns to the second and says "I think I've lost an electron".

    "Are you sure?
    "Yes. I'm positive."

    And did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
     
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    What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head?

    Doug.

    What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

    Russel.

    What do you call a Scotsman with a quarterpounder up his kilt?

    McDonald.
     
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    Did you hear the one about the bed!
    Probably not...it hasn’t been made up yet!
     
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    duplicate
     
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    If it sinks - girl ant.
    If it floats...
     
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    I think there's a good chance you'll get it eventually... But it's not funny!
     
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    Why does an elephant have four feet?

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    What do you get when an elephant mates with a rhino?

    Elephino!?

    ( hell if I know!)
     
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    What's green, slimy and likes to ice skate?

    Peggy Phlegm
     
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    Did you hear about the Italian garbage collector?

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    Didja hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? It's okay, HE'S ALL RIGHT NOW!
     
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