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Hollowman distills pine tar in the foothills south of Kansas City. He rides into town twice each year to sell his product and load up on...
When KF leaves town he’s usually tarred and feathered.
The above painting is Telebrew's 1st grade art project. He was sent to a special school after that.
KF’s hip surgery resulted in a beanie and a pair of skinny jeans.
KF has only been paid with beer since the 70’s. These days he calls it Crypto-Currency in an effort to be hip and relevant with the younger crowd.
SB can only finish half of a hungry man TV dinner. He starts getting full halfway through the Salisbury Steak and never makes it to the apple...
KF’s dirty Martini actually has some mud in it.
It’s warmed up enough in South Jersey for a hungry KF to leave his den in search of grubs, lichens and some really good Martini olives.
KF is known as the upper Quebec Sasquatch. He’s isolated, lonely and 600 miles from the nearest Lady Sasquatch.
KF is personally responsible for 90% of all Sasquatch sightings.
KF is still working his way through grade school as the cafeteria lady. Just 40 more years of serving ungrateful brats hot dogs and beans and...
Ash used different fingers to get other fruits. He ruined the activity when he took off his socks.
Ash was severely and hysterically injured in a smelting accident.
HMcF waits on the shore waiting for the McRib to come again.
when KF gives the scientist a correct response, he gets a treat.
Meanwhile in Evergreen, TB got a splinter in his palm when walking on his hands on the wooden sidewalk of the town.
H-man flushed his Shure down the toilet to try and hear the whales.
KF's pedal car is a 1957 Chevy convertible. He like to pedal around town and cruise the burger joints in a fruitless search for Suzanne Sommers...
SB’s dog and pony show got him the “Sham-wow!” sales person of the month for the last 2 months in a row. If he’s number 1 for April he gets a...
Hollowman’s feet would put Fred Flintstone to shame.
Meanwhile in Evergreen, the annual charity polar bear plunge at the dam above town ended in disaster when TB took his plunge and killed half of...
It used to be plain old "Funny Tunes" before KF hired on. Shortly thereafter it was re-named "Looney Tunes".
KF's real voice was over-dubbed by Mel Blanc for 20 years.
Telebrew’s nickname is Fudd. He likes to be vewy, vewy qwiet.
KF was let go as the Activities Director at Shady Acres Senior Center after it was discovered that he fixed shuffleboard games and introduced...