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You know what makes me the happiest person on earth? Watching the angriest guitar player in the world.
Was there a booger on that finger? It could be mine. Not the finger, the booger.
Surprised you already had hemmorhoids in high school.
They need to have Snoop Dog take a crack at it.
If aliens with advanced technology came all the way here, how intelligent could they be?
The whole kit and caboodle. You can't take just part of the kit, you have to take the whole kit, and the caboodle gets thrown in for good measure.
I like compound radius necks. I like 6150 stainless frets. I like my own user defined neck profile. I like particular nuts and string trees (the...
I'm sure extraterrestrials have been coming here for thousands of years. But all I have to say to them is: What have you done for me lately?
Cool track. This is my favorite gallows song:
I hate capos. I used to forget to take 'em to the gigs all the time, and then there's the tuning issues. If I were gigging in your situation, I...
In a few years, I'll be living in a senior living facility. I can wait until then to gig there, plus, no having to move gear.
Used to be my favorite, but I don't think you can get it anymore
I just wave my arms around when the dog cuts the cheese.
I have a 1982 Fender Super Champ that's close to 40 years old. It still works, but it needs a recap job. I have a 1993 JVC receiver that still...
I play my GT-100 into my stereo monitors at home. If I were going to play out live, which would be seldom these days, I think I would buy a pair...
McD's is bad enough when it's hot, it's like cardboard when it gets cold.
Just had my coffee:
I take an irony supplement.
I change strings every 12-18 months. It's a minor inconvenience.
Oscar Mayer recently gave away bacon scented shoelaces:
You can smell them, if you're capable of bending over to tie your shoelaces. I...
Then, I'll call myself Bjorn Androderm.
I've used the name Moe DeLaunne before.
But at my age, with my declining testosterone level, my stage name going forward will be T-Lo.