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This is a joke, right?
Can't you meet him half way?
This should go well.
Which is the part you bite?
So when you load your weapon, what do you call the things you are loading into it?
OK, for someone who is not gun literate, what's the difference between bullets and ammo?
What, no pics?
Can't believe people are still responding to this.
What time stamp is the punchline?
You made it longer than I could.
Maybe someone can tell us where the payoff is.
The Perry Mason theme used to give me the creeps when I was young.
Was that an ironic spelling of genius in the thread title?
"I look at the floor, and see it needs sweeping" has always got me.
I always assumed he was singing about this.
And the Tonic cannot be flat. Nothing worse than a G&T from a bar that's flat. Try to find some Fever Tree Tonic water.
Try Fever Tree. You'll never drink Schweppes again.
Anything by Blood Sweat and Tears or Tower of Power.
If you're playing actual songs, always start with the melody and always keep it in mind. To me, arpeggios are more important than scales. You...
Oh man, Fester Bestertester and Karbunkle--Do you remember "The Hardest Head in The World"?
Fester had an ingrown toenail and every increasingly...
In the '60s not only did I have a subscription to Mad Magazine, but I had these two paperbacks.
I can't find it online but there was one at a butcher counter and the worker sculpting faces out of the ground beef on display.