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When one of those six words won't get my point across, I typically add in one of George Carlin's seven words.
That'll get Grandma's attention.
What a coincidence... I ended up with my mom's hair to! My wife loves to run her fingers through it still.
Unfortunately, it's also in a box...
Huh... My older brother is 9 years younger than me. Are we related?
Around here, those are called "Summer Teeth".
Some are. Some aren't.
That dude's got a smile like a chainsaw.
I'm 52 and still have the same hair that I had at 30 as well. My wife loves to run her fingers through it still.
The only difference is that...
What decade is this?
I can be (and often have been) the only person in a room and still not be the smartest person in the room. (Sideways glance at sleeping dog)....
I see what you did there!
(Said Ray Charles never.)
He's been fairly well known and popular around the Dallas / Fort Worth area for about the last four or five years. Even getting some airplay on...
Or as we call it around here, "A perfect Thursday night".
Wait.... Today's Thursday! Whoo-Hoo!
So.... Uhhhhh .. got a name, number, and address for this "dentist"?
Asking for a friend....:rolleyes:
Whatever happened to The Bayou down on K Street? Man, the shows I saw in there! Kix, Blue Oyster Cult, King's X.....
Belt? I'm with Milspec - I don't leave home without one on. The belt color matches the footware color (and the holster color matches the belt)....
My favorite tequila is the same as my favorite beer - FREE!
I've tried and liked a lot of tequilas over the years - Blanco's, anejos,...
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
You can't drink all day if you don't start early in the morning.
I'm not an actor, I just play one on television. In all fairness, I've got some great co-stars. With a little luck and some grace from above, this...
"Hey Buddy, we'll be back to pick you up later!"
Dadgummit! I always miss the good stuff. Just between you and me though, I'm secretly holding out for the Mr. Microphone deal. "Hey Baby, I'll be...
Was she hawt?
I'm in. Saw them live back around the Bloodletting tour. Such a great band that is way under-rated.
He's definitely shown that he's at least capable of backing it down the driveway.
Most folks around these parts aren't even capable of that.
Regarding #4 - It's widely known that they're ALL crazy. It's just a matter of to what degree of crazy.
In all fairness, women probably think...
All of the fun you had in your youth starts to catch up to you around 50. If I had know that was going to live this long, I'd have partied harder!...