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  1. Toto'sDad

    Who does not really care about their sound ?

    Paraphrasing Emperor Josheph II Too many pedals.
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    Any time in the future, the answer to these two questions is always “Yes”. (It’s ok in these instances to assume…you’ll never be wrong !)

    I used to know a gal who would bring me pastrami sandwiches. Man, I like pastrami sandwiches.
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    Involved in a wreck today

    When I was hauling heavy equipment, the chains securing the load are primarily window dressing. The only way the chains could actually hold the load on the truck would be if they were strong enough to lift what you are hauling. Believe me, they won't. What this means is, anyone hauling heavy...
  4. Toto'sDad

    Involved in a wreck today

    Brake checking a big truck is Russian Roulette, except it's turned around, there's only ONE empty!
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    Involved in a wreck today

    The guy in the Jeep is really lucky he didn't get knocked off the road. The people in cars don't realize, all it takes from a truck is a NUDGE, and they are gone. The reaction doesn't seem to fit the action. Just a little bump from the truck sends a car, SUV, or pickup truck off the road, and...
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    Involved in a wreck today

    One morning just before daylight, out on the old 99, we came across a rig stopped right in the middle of the highway. We put out some flares, and stopped someone to call in up ahead, (no cell phones in those days). The driver was all shaken up, he had gone to sleep and hit a couple of guys...
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    Involved in a wreck today

    We did pull over though I wasn't supposed to, me and the pilot car driver went over and got the tire off the island, and talked to the lady, she was pretty cool about the whole thing, I thought sure there would be trouble over it, but she just shrugged it off, she was Bakersfield Tough! Luckily...
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    How much is an acceptable loss for you ?

    I hope I told it pretty much the same way! ;)
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    Involved in a wreck today

    I was hauling a 657 two engine scraper on seven axles into our yard back in the 80s. There was a self-serve station about a mile from our yard on the south side of the road on highway 58. Just as I got even with the station, one of the back dolly tires blew out and flew off, why I don't know...
  10. Toto'sDad

    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    Opportunity first requires a knock on the door!
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    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    Uh, do you happen to have the version? Could you maybe uh...
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    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    Let me just ask this in all seriousness. Should you be wearing a helmet when listening to Good Night Irene? ;)
  13. Toto'sDad

    Who does not really care about their sound ?

    If you're gonna go pedalboard, GO PEDALBOARD!
  14. Toto'sDad

    The Next Time You Diss Guitar Center Worker

    I thought I recognized Richie's voice!
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    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    That's a dude? Well shut my mouth and call me Shirley!
  16. Toto'sDad

    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    Well sweetie, when you put it that way...
  17. Toto'sDad

    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    I was reminded of that young couple on Lawrence Welk with big smiles on their faces singing "One toke over the line!" I made it about 15 seconds.
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    The Next Time You Diss Guitar Center Worker

    Oh, they check on me six or eight times a day. They constantly assure me that when I'm ready, they're ready! It's kind of a contest between them and AAA insurance to see who can make more unbeatable offers in one day!
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    The Next Time You Diss Guitar Center Worker

    I was coming home from a hunting trip one time in my Ford FWD, which had a pretty good brush buster on the front of it. I was on the 178 coming down the canyon from Lake Isabella which put me on the river side of the road. I looked up and here came a Harley around a string of cars, he was...
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    How much is an acceptable loss for you ?

    Two old boys were buying watermelons here in the valley and hauling them to market in L.A. They paid a dollar a piece for them and sold them for a dollar a piece. The took stock, decided since they were losing money on the deal, only way to get ahead was to get a BIGGER TRUCK!
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    Britney Spears covering "I Love Rock n Roll"...(you know, that Pat Benatar song...)

    Forty years old, going on 17! Strikes the same chord with me, that ultra-rich singers, pretending to be poor does.
  22. Toto'sDad

    The Next Time You Diss Guitar Center Worker

    The only problem I had with GC, and I never could prove it, but it always seemed like when something really special came in, it seemed to disappear until either one of the employees bought it, or one of their friends did.
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    Brett Favre - mostly Mississippi and Wississippi news?

    You know, I don't mind throwing lettuce and tomatoes at Bret Farve, but it is interesting that the people suing him have publicly admitted they WERE AT FAULT FOR GIVING HIM THE MONEY! He's now asking for a dismissal of the suit. I reckon it would be at least somewhat amusing if he gets it!
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    The Next Time You Diss Guitar Center Worker

    I was going to let the other post go, but this one just made me spit it out. On our last trip to the coast, I stopped to fill up at a gas station, and wouldn't you know it, here came three guys on Harleys. The only people there were mostly families with cars full of kids. The Harley guys did...
  25. Toto'sDad

    How did/do you discipline your kids?

    My dad beat me, not disciplined me. I am maybe the only person alive to ever receive a whipping for seeing a ground hog. Consequently, I turned the discipling of our kids over to my wife. Most of the time when they were growing up, I worked enough that she was able to stay home and rear the...




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