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    I accidentally bought a trampoline

    My son sent me a link to a trampoline on Amazon and I fat fingered Buy it Now.
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    Gun shy dog

    My girl used to be fine. All of a sudden she was bothered by fireworks at the cabin last summer. She was bothered by a .22 airgun yesterday. Does anyone have experience with making them more comfortable?
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    I typed an "I"

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    Which is dumber?

    Forgetting to do something dumb or planning to do the dumb thing you forgot to do?
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    Reset Button

    I'm long retired, but if I could hit the reset button I would have skipped engineering and opened a bagel shop.
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    You've been doing <fill in the blank> wrong!

    I hate these YouTube video titles. I haven't been doing it wrong.
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    My wife wants a drumset.

    She mentions it briefly, but often. Discuss.
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    Morning Dew

    I started singing "Walk me out..." and the dogs went nuts.
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    I paid money for a stripper

    Well spent.
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    There's a reason...

    ...you need a security device. It's because your product is so overpriced that people are compelled to steal it.
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    Bear!

    We had a bear roaming around the cabin. Some guy hit it with his car and left the scene without his license plate. Cops busted him on other charges.
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    Xerox

    I heard the phrase today referring to a photocopy. My wife is three years older than me and wasn't familiar with the term.
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    Ferd up unsusensicle tred titles

    ?????
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    I got two turntables and a microphone...

    What should I cook?
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    What happened to Bones?

    An I wrong, or hasn't he been around for awhile?
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    A1 or HP?

    I vote both.
  17. 1293

    Finish the song...

    Once there was a way...
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    Christmas Tree

    Who's cutting? My wife has a white pine picked out. I haven't seen it yet.
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    This never gets old.

    I went to Cape Kennedy as a kid in 1973 and saw a Discovery launch on spring break in college.
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    Liverwurst

    I only buy it every couple of years because I can't behave myself when it's in my presence.
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    Drunk purchase

    I've got 36 picks headed my way.
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    My Bladder Burst...

    In my pressure tank. In my youth, this would have been water off a duck's back. At this point, I'm tired of this ****. Off to Lowe's.
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    My Wife...

    binged on Neil on YouTube and I drunk ordered this. Guess I should learn'em.
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    World Record Pit Stop

    Embedding blocked.
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    What's Cookin'?

    The weekend isn't over yet. Started out with beef back ribs yesterday.




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