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    Anyone here been bitten by a venomous snake.

    I hate snakes.
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    I just hate thieves...

    Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy. Josey Wales.
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    Things to Quit Saying

    Oh, Sh**! Another guy from Frisco that thinks he understands comedy! ;)
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    Things to Quit Saying

    I could really do without Oh, Sh**. It just seems to roll of one's tongue after a bad golf shot. When you step in something someone should have picked up their dog left behind, when you get cut off in traffic, or discover there is NO toilet paper where there should be!
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    So many benefits to riding a bicycle......

    As I said I used to ride a lot. Since you mention it, when we were out on our walk with Alex last night, we saw a guy on a bicycle blow through a very busy four way stop as fast as his little legs could pedal his rump. That ever present look on his face glaring at the automobile drivers around...
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    So many benefits to riding a bicycle......

    It has been reported that: His bike has speed: Arnold Schwarzenegger was seen on his $5K electric bicycle in the Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles on Tuesday
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    Painful Re-union

    Bring plenty of whiskey, book everyone a uber ride home.
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    So many benefits to riding a bicycle......

    At one point in my life I rode quite a lot, rode to work every day for about a year. I rode to Wasco, a little over forty miles from where I lived, had lunch with a friend and rode back in around five and a half hours. (all flat ground) My wife had a bike, and so did the kids. The town was...
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    So I mentioned Orange County Choppers recently and how fake that show was...

    Here in California, they like to play a game with old people who are driving import vehicles. I don't know how they are able to do it, but somehow the diesel driver modifies his rig so that he can put out horrendous clouds of black smoke on demand. Then, usually in a situation where the old...
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    So many benefits to riding a bicycle......

    I need a nap after reading all of these bicycle post.
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    I just hate thieves...

    I'm sorry that happened to you sir. The only REAL way to fight this, is to start locking up the people who BUY the stolen goods. In California, they steal catalytic converters, and often drill a hole in the gas tank and steal the gas at the same time. Of course, here you can't legally repair...
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    Momentum is the key

    Three keys to life. A golf driver that you know where it's going EVERYTIME! A sand wedge that allows you to escape from bunkers EVERYTIME! A putter, that makes four footers under pressure EVERYTIME!
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    I'm a star!

    If you'da just wove then we'd all know who you wuz!
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    Johnny Cash tribute...

    It ain't mine, and that's for sure!
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    So I mentioned Orange County Choppers recently and how fake that show was...

    My wife likes to watch HGTV for an hour or so when we retire in the evening. Most times, I just drift on off to sleep, but when I stay awake, I gotta think those are scripted. I see people looking at two million dollar houses, just putting basic figures together in my head, you'd need $400000...




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