Just wanted to let you know that I got a healthy chuckle from this thing that you wrote:
“When I catch up with whoever is responsible for me being marooned in the middle of this Scheiße Show, I intend to plant a size 13 military boot so far up their butt that they’ll have to unlace it to get a drink of water.”
I can’t wait to adapt this into my own vocabulary!
I stay away from White or Black Guitars. I own a Pearl White Fender Deluxe HSS Strat now and rarely play it. I owned a Black Gretsch G5120 that I liked to play but wasn't crazy about the color so I sold it to my Grandson who loves it for $300. Anyone would think Red is my favourite color but no, just happened all the red one I bought were what was available for those models! Been looking for a Sea Foam Green lately.