Recent content by Charlie Bernstein

At my house, we do what she likes!

q That's what happens when the whole crowd's on the edge!

I'll never run out of drinking songs. And I get lots of mileage out of drugs, betrayal, death, food, theft, God, trucks, trains, guilt, adultery, poverty, and highways. Haven't tried werewolves, yet, though! Ow-WOOOOO! . . .

Keep in mind that just because people can tell what it is, that doesn't mean they like what they're reading. Yup. And you got the conversation going. But how about showing us some designs that appeal to you? Being recognizable at a distance doesn't help if it doesn't appeal to the folks in the...

Boy, does that take me back. It probably had that bumpersticker that said, "Ass, cash, or grass. Nobody rides for free."

Yeah. Lame. Pointless. Sophmoric. Waste of a perfectly good guitar.

Good insights. Glad you spelled it out.

They're all kind of horrible. And speaking of horrible, here's mine, Snake's Night Out, or Snake, for short:

Yeah, that's what I meant in post 51.

For most of us, it's a trade-off. I thought when I retired I'd have more time to make music. And I do, a little, but not nearly enough. Successful, groundbreaking artists put their art first. They are what they do. For them, it's not a trade-off. Family and other responsibilities take a...

In general, you don't. Successful, groundbreaking artists put their art first. They are what they do. For them, it's not a trade-off. All they can do is do what they do.

Helix? Never heard o' da bum. Watch out, Google, here I come. . . .

Just went on my list. Thanks! =O]

A drummer walks into a bar. Then he finds the door and goes in.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a shot and a mop."