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You know you're a lumberjack when,,,,

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Shuster, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. Shuster

    Shuster Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Oct 31, 2018
    South Texas
  2. Shuster

    Shuster Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Oct 31, 2018
    South Texas
    Then the other side,,,lol

     
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  3. Chunkocaster

    Chunkocaster Friend of Leo's

    Aug 10, 2018
    In space with Ziggy
    I was not expecting that. I had visions of one of those guys getting crushed, loosing an arm or the surrounding buildings getting demolished.
     
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  4. FMA

    FMA Poster Extraordinaire

    Apr 29, 2003
    ...When you're OK and you sleep all night and work all day.

    (Python reference for the Python geeks among us.)
     
  5. memorex

    memorex Friend of Leo's

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    If you speed up that second video, it's like a Benny Hill episode.

     
  6. sjwieczorkow

    sjwieczorkow Tele-Holic

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    You have been killing people for seven seasons and get this stupid ending

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Danocoustic

    Danocoustic Tele-Meister

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    *puts on long stockings, high heels and a bra*
     
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  8. Shuster

    Shuster Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Oct 31, 2018
    South Texas
    Puts on women's clothing, hangs around bars, damn it, who told youo_O
     
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  9. teledude66

    teledude66 Friend of Leo's

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    You know why the lumber truck stopped?


    To let the Lumberjack off.
     
  10. schmee

    schmee Friend of Leo's

    Jun 2, 2003
    northwest
    Yeah, I posted that video a few years ago! Those guys know what they are doing! I cut a big tree once when building a workshop. I had it all figured out, used a plumb bob, planned a scheme to have it fall down hill, etc. When it fell, it missed my house by inches and was way off from my prediction!
     
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  11. JuneauMike

    JuneauMike Friend of Leo's

    May 5, 2015
    Alaska
    If I'm the homeowner I would be really freaked out by the celebration at the end.

    I mean, he's a lumberjack so this shouldn't have been a surprising outcome for him, right?
     
  12. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

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    Tom Petty was wrong.... The Braking is the hardest part.
     
  13. Old Tele man

    Old Tele man Friend of Leo's

    May 10, 2017
    Tucson, AZ
    Q: Are you a Lumberjack?

    A: You might be a Lumberjack *IF* you're a graduate of Northern Arizona University (NAU), Flagstaff (not Falstaff beer), Arizona!
     
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  14. otterhound

    otterhound Poster Extraordinaire

    Dec 14, 2008
    Manheim Pa.
    Every time I fell a tree , I place a target out where the top of the tree is planned to end up . No one hist it every time , but some are pretty good at it . Sometimes , things like large limbs tend to roll a tree that was headed to the spot .
    I have always enjoyed the Monty Python Lumberjack song . Classic British humor .
     
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  15. tery

    tery Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Sep 21, 2012
    Tennessee
    Canadian Lumberjack topping a tree .

     
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  16. archiemax

    archiemax Tele-Meister

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    One of my favorite conversations from when I was working at an appointment call center for a nationwide HVAC company:
    ME: Thank you for calling First Call Heating and Air, how can I help you?
    CALLER: Um, I'd like to see about gettin' me a new air conditioner.
    ME: Sure, glad to help. Tell me, how old is your existing unit?
    CALLER: Um, about five years old or so.
    ME: Five years?? Gee, an AC unit should last a lot longer than that. How long ago did it stop working?
    CALLER: Um, a couple of weeks ago when a tree fell on it.
    ME: Whoa! What caused a tree to fall on it??
    CALLER: Um....a chainsaw.
     
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  17. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    I topped a tree in my front yard back in 1974 so expertly, the limbs landed on the PG&E power lines that supplied electricity to over 6,000 residents. Thankfully PG&E was able to restore power to them after only about four hours, it only blew out one transformer.
     
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  18. Zipslack

    Zipslack Tele-Meister

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    You know this guy has 'em...
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. MuddyDitch

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    I used to think a psycho-logist was a crazy lumberjack.
     
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