You know you're a lumberjack when,,,,

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  1. Shuster

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    Then the other side,,,lol

     
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    I was not expecting that. I had visions of one of those guys getting crushed, loosing an arm or the surrounding buildings getting demolished.
     
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    If you speed up that second video, it's like a Benny Hill episode.

     
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    You know why the lumber truck stopped?


    To let the Lumberjack off.
     
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    Yeah, I posted that video a few years ago! Those guys know what they are doing! I cut a big tree once when building a workshop. I had it all figured out, used a plumb bob, planned a scheme to have it fall down hill, etc. When it fell, it missed my house by inches and was way off from my prediction!
     
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    If I'm the homeowner I would be really freaked out by the celebration at the end.

    I mean, he's a lumberjack so this shouldn't have been a surprising outcome for him, right?
     
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    Q: Are you a Lumberjack?

    A: You might be a Lumberjack *IF* you're a graduate of Northern Arizona University (NAU), Flagstaff (not Falstaff beer), Arizona!
     
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    Every time I fell a tree , I place a target out where the top of the tree is planned to end up . No one hist it every time , but some are pretty good at it . Sometimes , things like large limbs tend to roll a tree that was headed to the spot .
    I have always enjoyed the Monty Python Lumberjack song . Classic British humor .
     
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    Canadian Lumberjack topping a tree .

     
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    I topped a tree in my front yard back in 1974 so expertly, the limbs landed on the PG&E power lines that supplied electricity to over 6,000 residents. Thankfully PG&E was able to restore power to them after only about four hours, it only blew out one transformer.
     
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    I used to think a psycho-logist was a crazy lumberjack.
     
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