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Wife says..

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by ce24, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. kplamann

    kplamann Tele-Holic

    Mar 19, 2003
    Paris region, France
    My wife is a musician.

    Me: "I have bought another guitar."

    She: "OK!".
  2. Middleman

    Middleman Friend of Leo's

    Aug 29, 2007
    MV, CA
    I keep referring to the red guitar when my wife and I talk about my herd. She says, "I like that one". There are 3 red guitars in my collection.
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  3. Preacher

    Preacher Friend of Leo's

    Apr 17, 2007
    Big D
    My wife came in and saw a guitar I have had for 8 years and asked where it came from.
    I told her, and she says, "how come you never play this one?" which was the reason it was out...
    I did just count up, and I have a few too many. Coming to a CL soon...
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  4. Despres

    Despres Tele-Holic

    Aug 14, 2012
    Northeast again
    I always assumed that my wife paid little enough attention that she wouldn't know the difference between my guitars or even notice if I got a new one. Until...

    There was a guitar magazine lying around and she found a picture of a guy playing a tele and said "hey that looks a lot like your guitar." I was prepared to condescendingly say 'why yes, they are both telecasters...' but upon glancing at the picture I realized they are both double-bound telecasters with a strat neck pickup and five-hole, three ply pickguards. Other than the color, they're more or less identical. I'm not sure if she noticed all of that but it made me question if I could sneak another one past.
  5. raito

    raito Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Nov 22, 2010
    Madison, WI
    Doesn't matter whether she beats you. It matters whether you like it.

    See, I married a woman 12 years younger than me. She'll always be hot and young. Thinking ahead, I was.
  6. RocknRollShakeUp

    RocknRollShakeUp Tele-Meister

    Dec 17, 2017
    LOL Brilliant!
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  7. RocknRollShakeUp

    RocknRollShakeUp Tele-Meister

    Dec 17, 2017
    Awesome wife!
  8. kelnet

    kelnet Telefied Ad Free Member

    Apr 17, 2008
    Port Moody, BC
    My wife wanted me to buy a PRS, because she really likes the headstock. So I did.

    Lately, she's been saying that there's room on the wall for another guitar, and that the White Falcon sure is gorgeous.
  9. gitold

    gitold Friend of Leo's

    Mar 25, 2009
    Greeley Co.
  10. RocknRollShakeUp

    RocknRollShakeUp Tele-Meister

    Dec 17, 2017
    That's brilliant too and I think it may actually work!

    I've heard this quite often "but you already have one in that color", meanwhile the one in the same color is a Les Paul, and I'm looking at a Duo Jet...the Duo Jet is especially challenging cause she also thought it looked exactly the same as the LP:eek: :cry: :lol:
  11. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

    Feb 26, 2017
    This made me realise something

    My girlfriend is a designer and very hot on colours. She could split out 12 indistinguishable shades of beige

    Any time I have a new thing she spots it right away, despite not knowing whether something is acoustic or a solid bass or how many I have

    I now realise this is down to her spotting 5 different colours of what I think of as blonde wood and knowing from the tiniest swatch she never saw it before

    I don't stand a chance, do I?
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  12. bettyseldest

    bettyseldest Tele-Afflicted

    Nov 13, 2011
    My wife bought me this on our first anniversary, she told me that the guitar I had on a stand in the living room was the wrong colour, and that this one would suit the furnishings better. Every time I sell a guitar she asks "that's not the guitar I bought you, is it?". I have sold about a dozen guitars inthat time, not one of them sunburst or semi-acoustic.

  13. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

    Feb 26, 2017
    This thread also made me realise that if someone asked me to describe all my girlfriend's clothes I would stop after blue jeans, black trousers and white t shirt

    I could describe every guitar my buddy owns though

    If anyone on here ever acted as witness in court you might find people say you have a 'selective memory' because you cannot remember every detail in your life

    I flick back 'I remember memorable things' to this
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  14. Flaneur

    Flaneur Friend of Leo's

    May 24, 2010
    All your guitars should be black. Give her a challenge, at least......;)
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  15. tery

    tery Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Sep 21, 2012
    Rotate all guitars daily and place them in front of mirrors when possible .
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  16. Deeve

    Deeve Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

    Dec 7, 2009
    Naaaaah - this is the internet

    How many of us can make the claim that "our wife says we have 10" (or 9 if we're being honest)?
    And, no; I am NOT recommending "pics or it ain't true"
  17. Rich_S

    Rich_S Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

    Dec 29, 2006
    Potsdam, NY
    I think the critical question here is whether the OP’s wife’s error was due to mis-counting or rounding. If this obscure branch of wife/guitar mathematics is related to rounding, well then...

    I presently own four guitars: two Teles, a Hamer Sunburst, and an acoustic. If a wife applies rounding to this smallish herd, the result will be that I own ZERO guitars. This number would make my wife happy. I’m starting a partscaster project. When it’s finished I will own five guitars, but after we apply the wife math, I will suddenly jump from no guitars to ten! Can you imagine the uproar?

    I think we need some scholarly types to fully study and describe this branch of mathematics so that we may fully understand its potential results.
  18. 24 track

    24 track Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

    Nov 6, 2014
    kamloops bc
    My wife knows every thing about every thing I own , and she can count too,
  19. unixfish

    unixfish Poster Extraordinaire

    Apr 20, 2013
    Northeast Ohio, USA
    That is a tough one. The outcome is hard to predict if you buy one or two more. Keep in mind the the sayings:

    "If Mom ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If Dad ain't happy, ain't nobody cares."
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  20. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

    Feb 26, 2017
    Least favourite colour. Shows all my fingerprints

    Also, she could tell 10 duplicate blacks apart. As I type this I realise this can only have 1 explanation - witchcraft

    That story she told me about a house falling from the sky onto her sister now makes sense
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