I'm not trying to get political. I don't want to hear your gripes about your newspaper and why it deserves it's nickname. I'm trying to build a collection of them to share with other journalists. I've always found them to be humorous and usually, uncreative. A few examples I'm aware of: My paper, The Free Lance-Star is called by the haters "The Free Lance-Liar". That's totally unoriginal and not really clever at all. The Atlanta Constitution has been referred to as the "Atlanta Constipation". Now that's pretty good and funny. In Jackson, MS the paper is The Clarion-Ledger and I've heard it called "The Clarion-Liar". Not very clever. What do you have?