"what do you want?" you mean, right now? I want a maid. She should charge fairly, be dependable, and exceed expectations. For my marriage's sake, I want her to be physically underachieving. Plus, I want the dividend checks to be delivered to my office (not to the household maintenance fund) so I can use them the way God intended, i.e. buying artisanal guitar hardware and boutique pedals. Is this so much to ask?