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What are your favourite 'comeback' lines?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by RoyBGood, Nov 13, 2017.

  1. Direwolf

    Direwolf Tele-Meister Gold Supporter

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    Nov 16, 2009
    Louisiana
    That's a good way to lose some teeth.
     

  2. edvard

    edvard Tele-Holic

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    When someone says something profane: "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" That worked pretty well until I ran into someone who shot back "No, but I kiss yours!"

    When someone points out something potentially embarrassing: "That's a good point. Now just wear a cap and no-one will notice"
     

  3. DonM

    DonM Tele-Holic Ad Free Member

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    I loved John Cleese's old British TV show, Fawlty Towers. He once went to one of the dining tables where The parents had an snotty brat. She tried to justify the kid's actions by saying, "he's high strung." Basil Fawlty replied, "he should be!"

    **edit I Just found it if interested.

     
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  4. RoyBGood

    RoyBGood Poster Extraordinaire

    Brilliant! I love the mother's 'SHUT UP!!! - LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

    Also Basil's 'Poke in the eye shape?'

    A damn fine sitcom.
     
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  5. MDent77

    MDent77 Tele-Holic

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    New England
    -------------(insert name of insultee here), My God, I heard you were dead!
     

  6. OttisIII

    OttisIII TDPRI Member

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    Used mostly on woman when they say "Kiss my A**"

    Got anything smaller ?
     
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  7. stratofortress

    stratofortress Tele-Afflicted

    Oct 25, 2011
    Maryland
    Here is an oldie but goodie

    No sh*t Sherlock

    Used that all the time as a kid...
     
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  8. Generic Schmoe

    Generic Schmoe Tele-Meister

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    Oct 23, 2015
    Huntsville, TX
    "That'll take all day."
     
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  9. smsuryan

    smsuryan Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

    My ex wife's aunt was once bragging about the weight she had lost. Ex father in law was within earshot, sitting in his chair. He doesn't even look away from the TV when he states: "turn around, you'll see where it went."
     
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  10. MickM

    MickM Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

    For people who use "if" all the time such as " if you did this" or "if we...." or "if they......."
    I like to say "yep, and if the Queen had balls she'd be King".
     

  11. FenderLover

    FenderLover Friend of Leo's

    Jun 11, 2009
    Minnesota
    The more mad someone gets, the funnier this is, "So, what's your point?"
     

  12. Crawldaddy

    Crawldaddy Tele-Meister

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    Dec 12, 2006
    Singapore
    Student of mine always likes to ask me when I’m going to get married (I’m in a 4 year relationship). I just reply “why the excitement, you ain’t invited!”
     

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