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What are your favourite 'comeback' lines?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by RoyBGood, Nov 13, 2017.

  1. flathd

    flathd Friend of Leo's

    Jan 29, 2008
    Twin Cities,MN
    One of Clint's lines ..."You're a legend in your own mind."
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  2. 6stringcowboy

    6stringcowboy Tele-Afflicted

    When someone asks "Have you seen my xxx?" I respond with, if it was up your a$$ you'd know where it was..."
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  3. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    Dipsticks will ask me, at a party or wherever, “So, what do you do?” And my reply is, “It depends on the situation.”
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2017
  4. w3stie

    w3stie Poster Extraordinaire

    Apr 19, 2010
    If abused, I just shrug and say "I'm from Liverpool, that sounded like foreplay to me."
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  5. ZeroGravity

    ZeroGravity TDPRI Member

    Dec 18, 2016
    From the Canadian comedy series Letterkenny

    Nice onesie, that come in men's?

    I think you come in men enough for all of us
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  6. Andy B

    Andy B Tele-Afflicted Gold Supporter

    Mar 16, 2003
    1) Did your parents have any children that lived?
    2) Opinions are like a**holes. Everyone has one.
    3) OK!
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2017
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  7. TeleTucson

    TeleTucson Tele-Afflicted Ad Free Member

    Aug 6, 2016
    Tucson, AZ
    In a huff, someone moves to another employer ...

    "The average IQ of both places just increased by 10 points"
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2017
  8. CK Dexter Haven

    CK Dexter Haven Friend of Leo's

    Jun 7, 2017
    Depending on the person & situation..

    Nothing (used most often..most thoughtless comments are not worth dignifying w/ a response)

    Excuse me..

    Would you like to repeat that?

    Let's step out side..(only ever had to use this once; the invitation was declined)
  9. OlRedNeckHippy

    OlRedNeckHippy Friend of Leo's

    Jan 12, 2012
    South Jersey
    People often say "Can I ask you a question?".
    Before they can continue, I blurt out "The answer is, maybe".
  10. bluemud928

    bluemud928 Tele-Meister

    Feb 7, 2009
  11. Dismalhead

    Dismalhead Poster Extraordinaire

    Feb 16, 2014
    Auburn, California
    "You're all f-d in the head!"

    I say that at least once each practice, just for fun.
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  12. BorderRadio

    BorderRadio Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Apr 2, 2014
    Phoenix, AZ
    Umm, cash me outside, how bow dah?
  13. dented

    dented Poster Extraordinaire Platinum Supporter

    Apr 17, 2006
    Back at the Beach
    Your Mama, Your Daddy, your bald headed Granny!
  14. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    Lot's of fun things to say to the clerk that bids you goodbye and says "You have a good one!"

    1. Well, I like to think so!

    2. Hey, I'm sure you do to!

    3. I get that alot! Thanks!
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  15. Dennyf

    Dennyf Tele-Holic

    Feb 9, 2011
    Charlotte, NC
    "You enlarge my view of the possible."

    (Thank you H. Beam Piper.)
  16. ce24

    ce24 Friend of Leo's

    Jan 26, 2008
    I once had a female student say " bite me" in front of the whole class.......I just said " no thanks I'm on a fat free diet".......she never said another word.
  17. Widerange Hum

    Widerange Hum Tele-Holic Platinum Supporter

    May 14, 2016
    San Diego, CA
    "Thank god everyone was dying to hear your opinion. Imagine if nobody gave a ---- and you were just running on and on, flapping your mouth, and we all just wanted you to shut the ---- up. That would be terrible for you."
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  18. Larry F

    Larry F Doctor of Teleocity Vendor Member

    Nov 5, 2006
    Iowa City, IA
    Ta mah da.

    Pardon my adlib spelling of this Mandarin version of Your Mama. Except in Chinese, it is too impolite to say this directly to someone, so Your becomes One's or His.
  19. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    The standard replay back in the 70's was "You bear it, I'll tear it"...
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