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  1. blowtorch

    blowtorch Telefied Ad Free Member

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    I do understand this slight problem. I've been working on million-dollar-idea #742- the ring-shaped pizza, to solve the issue

    Alternatively (and in the meanwhile), you can cut the pizza in half, spin it a quarter-turn, and cut it in long strips. This yields crust on every slice.
     
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    But restores (and exacerbates) the lack of structural integrity of the pie shaped slice, no?
     
  3. blowtorch

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    Not really. A strip of pizza is much less floppy and clumsy than a wedge of pizza

    And, when you cut a pizza into true squares, it's usually just a total of four cuts, two one way and two the other. And that yields only one middle, crustless piece, anyway
     
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    bftfender Friend of Leo's

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    best pizza is done a proper brick pizza ovens,,man my Italian friends homemade pizza is outstanding..they have an brick oven in their house & a brick one outside...mom goes to market day before..makes the sauce, fresh mozerella(chunks), and anything else you ever wanted on it.
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    Well bless your heart!
     
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    Doesn't matter what shape it is going in it's all the same stuff when it comes out.
     
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    36 degrees is 1/10 of 360? Why didn't I think of that?
     
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    Well apparently he didn't. That dang pizza only has 8 slices.
     
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    Saltwater taffy and peanut brittle are nutritionally equivalent to broccoli and carrots for smokers and the Inuit.
     
  10. blowtorch

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    Maybe you're missing the "inclusive two".

    Really though it's probably just that cutting pizza into triangles is witchery and doing the devil's handiwork
     
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    Hail Satan!

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    And of course

    Maryanne > Ginger

    For all the pizza comments, does it interfere with the calculations if there's pineapple on it?

    Cheers,
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    Pineapple's okay as long as there's ham or canadian bacon also involved, AS LONG AS THAT'S cut into thin medallions or small flat pieces, NEVER DICED.


    NEVER.
    DICED.
     
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    That’s a picture of him when he was only tree.
     
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    Half of my lies aren't true .
    Wreckless abandon within the bounds of logic and reason .
     
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    Your tone is automatically 20% better in Cargo Shorts.

    There are no Bacon Oreos...but there should be.

    Maple fretboards are far better with waffles than Rosewood.
     
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    Yes . If it had more slices , I couldn't eat them all . 8 is my limit .
     
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    What happened to that style of USA sourced cheese, always had the yellow dye of course but it was a hard cheese, that would crumble not into chards but into little curd shaped forms. Not heavy or sludgy at all, never stuck to your teeth.

    I thought we used to call it Colby, but all the Colby I have seen lately has the consistency of cold peanut butter and is disgusting.
     
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    Somebody from Texas is going to instruct us as to pizza?

    Next, we're going to learn how to make Gumbo from someone from New Hampshire.

    And we're going to learn how to properly spice boiled crawfish from someone from Minnesota.
     
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    You, Sir, are a Bombthrower.
     
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