Pizza: Hank Mobley says "No Room for Squares"; John Mayer says "Room for Squares", therefore the claim that pizza tastes better in squares is an outright declaration of fan crush on John Mayer. Apparently, the word used in Wisconsin for "dairy farmer" is "cowboy". How tragically precious. Chili: Certain Millenial Philosophers would have you believe that any kind of legume, including soy is an acceptable ingredient in Chili. Anyone who truly cares about real chili knows that chili, true chili, the real-approved-by-the-celestial-spheres-of-the-universe chili has no beans. None. All arguments to the contrary are fanciful artifice, strutting and fretting (some pointy headed guitar) upon the stage, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Don't eat the yellow snow. Lightnin' has been knowing these things for a real, long time.