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  1. blowtorch

    blowtorch Telefied Ad Free Member

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    Pizza should only ever be cut into squares
    The real cowboys are from WI (and they don't wear those foppy floppy hats)
    Colby cheese is a waste of shelf space
    Everything's better with bagpipes


    whatcha got?
     
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    Strong objections to your pizza comment. The only pizza that should be cut into squares is that horrible excuse for food they used to serve in the school cafeteria.
     
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    Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches must be served with cold milk
     
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    Those big floppy unwieldy triangle/wedges are simply pizza cut wrong. It actually tastes much better cut into smallish squares.
    SCIENTIFIC FACT
     
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    Science has proven triangles are stronger than squares.
     
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    Maple is better than rosewood
    Rosewood is better than Pau Ferro
    Pau Ferro is better than maple
     
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    Who is this Pau Ferro guy, anyway? Does he design fretboards?

    All's well, that ends...ok.
     
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    This is a pic of Pau Ferro before he started working with Fender.

    [​IMG]

    (Pretty funny autocorrect adds caps to it)
     
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    Gravity always gets the last laugh.
     
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    Best Rolling Stones guitarist=Ry Cooder
     
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    As much as I disagree with blowtorch's theses, you're making his point for him. Stronger pizza is harder on the teeth.
     
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    Dukes of Hazard > Knight Rider
    The A-Team > Dukes of Hazard
     
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    Durkee's Red Hot is the only hot sauce for Buffalo Chicken wings.
     
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    :)
     
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    Prove it :)
     
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