Tyndall, South Dakota police blotter...

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  1. boneyguy

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    Strangely, this compelling story reminds me of a band/stage name I came up with the other weekend. I was at the Sunday blues jam when someone mentioned that Bob Johnson was there....he's a local bass player...and so of course someone made the typical wisecrack about his name being Robert Johnson and the whole blues thang..yada yada..old and tired.....BUT in my tired and 'couple of beers in' state of mind I heard 'Rubber Johnson'....and of course I started laughing to myself and then shared that I thought that would make a great blues stage name or even blues band name.....or perhaps a Steely Dan tribute band but every SD song somehow cleverly converted into 12 bar blues.........okay, I'm done now.
     
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    Chizlic?
     
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    Kinky up there in Tyndall, aren't they?
     
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    Wonder if the perp was singing "I'm picking up good vibrations..." on the security footage.
     
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    I'm not thinking anything. I don't even have a place to begin. Might as well be Slavic of some sort.
     
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    I misspelled it. "chislic", fried lamb on a stick...
     
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    memorex Friend of Leo's

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    Sex Toy Bandits, a good name for a band.
     
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    This thread was my laugh for the day.

    I was going to say the Bad Dog always comes through, but...

    :D
     
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    Question is, will he do hard time?
     
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    Some have difficulty in grasping the whole concept of a sex toy thing.

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    I heard it gets really cold in the winter in SD...
     
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    Heck! I thought my Triumph was a sex toy, that's how far 'out of the loop' I am with this stuff.

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    Had to google that:eek::eek::eek::eek: .... Not REMOTELY what I thought it was going to be!:oops::rolleyes::lol:
     
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    What else would you expect from a Dachshund
     
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    I don't think it's necessarily about getting the items back, but the thief coming back and stealing stuff.

    It's like if I bought a 12 pack of toilet paper rolls, and every week someone broke in and stole all of them except the one next to the toilet, for a year or two. I'd get pretty annoyed.
     
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    I think I liked it better BEFORE you explained! :)
     
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    This caper has "getbent" written all over it but it looks like he's off the hook this time...
     
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    And, the fifth and final question..."A phone number for Fuchs could not be found."
    (Last sentence of story).

    #5. Who wants to know this? ...:eek:
     
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