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These two beavers walk into a Cumberland Farms store...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by HotRodSteve, Nov 30, 2018.

  1. HappyHwy1owner

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  2. TheGoodTexan

    TheGoodTexan Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    They were probably trying to steal some dam stuff.
     
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  3. charlie chitlin

    charlie chitlin Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Thread closed.
    You win!
     
  4. aerhed

    aerhed Tele-Afflicted

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    Was hoping for blondes.
     
  5. HotRodSteve

    HotRodSteve Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2013
    The Hudson Valley
    That guy is much braver than me. I'd be standing on the counter calling 911. Mynd you, beaver bites Kan be pretti nasti.
     
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  6. RLee77

    RLee77 Friend of Leo's

    May 15, 2016
    Silicon Valley
    Don't be too hasty with the accusations... they could have been carrying valid credit cards, who knows?
     
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  7. Chunkocaster

    Chunkocaster Friend of Leo's

    Aug 10, 2018
    In space with Ziggy
    They are a couple of healthy looking beavers. Obviously it's their first trip into that store.
     
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  8. Alamo

    Alamo Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

    Nov 15, 2006
    Berlin
    Nah, they've been there before.
    he was looking around for his wallet. the other left early, just couldn't be bothered. :lol:
     
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  9. gypsy jim

    gypsy jim Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Beaver to store clerk-"Do you have those bundles of logs for the fireplace?"

    Store clerk-"No, just cheese logs."

    Beaver-"I'll look around and then you can show me the door."
     
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  10. soulman969

    soulman969 Telefied Ad Free Member

    Mar 20, 2011
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    Ma'am, which aisle to you keep the teeth brightening toothpaste in?
     
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  11. Chunkocaster

    Chunkocaster Friend of Leo's

    Aug 10, 2018
    In space with Ziggy
    I think they were after shaving supplies. I haven't seen two hairy beavers like that together since the early 80's.
     
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  12. dkmw

    dkmw Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    I just want to say; even though the vid is quite entertaining, I was hoping for something very different after reading the thread title.

    but while we're here...

     
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  13. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Houston
    Wood chips are on aisle 3.
     
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  14. dkmw

    dkmw Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Not anything I thought I was going to hear on TDPRI;)
     
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  16. nojazzhere

    nojazzhere Poster Extraordinaire

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    New job requirement on their employment applications....."Beaver wrangling experience preferred."
     
  17. drf64

    drf64 Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

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    my daughter has beavers on her property. They have taken over her pond and are destroying her trees. They slap their tails menacingly when anyone gets too close.
     
  18. RLee77

    RLee77 Friend of Leo's

    May 15, 2016
    Silicon Valley
    Nearly spewed my coffee on that one... :lol:
     
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  19. HotRodSteve

    HotRodSteve Friend of Leo's

    Sep 24, 2013
    The Hudson Valley
    Same here. I live on a small lake, the beavers were clogging up the only outlet so the lake level was rising and flooding the place. We hired a trapper, he trapped three beavers that were around 50 lbs each. They're cute on Disney and cartoons but in real life they are savage pond rats with razor sharp teeth and they ain't afraid to use them. Kind of like the ROUS in The Princess Bride.

    [​IMG]
     
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