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Theme song for us over 60!

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by 24 track, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. 24 track

    24 track Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

    Nov 6, 2014
    kamloops bc
  2. don71

    don71 Tele-Afflicted

    Dec 6, 2009
    Central Missouri
    That's a fun song. I've totally forgotten it, but used to hear it from time to time.
     
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  3. DonM

    DonM Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Age:
    71
    Apr 21, 2016
    Henderson,NV/SLC,UT
  4. telestratosonic

    telestratosonic Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Mar 5, 2011
    Alberta, Canada
    I'm 69 in a couple of weeks. Except for swimming in a lake a couple of years ago on Vancouver island, I never take my shirt off outside, not even in the back yard.
     
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  5. telestratosonic

    telestratosonic Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    Mar 5, 2011
    Alberta, Canada
    I ain't as good as I once was
    I got a few years on me now
    But there was a time, back in my prime...

    Definitely one of my theme songs, lol.
     
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  6. dogmeat

    dogmeat Tele-Holic

    Age:
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    Oct 12, 2017
    Alaska
    I started to write a song for that some years ago. the first line is...

    "you're young and you're hot, I'm old and I'm not...."

    I can't post the rest because of forum rules, but trust me, it went seriously downhill from there. yours if you can do anything with it
     
  7. koen

    koen Friend of Leo's

    May 19, 2007
    43.64 N
    Ooh La La - Faces
     
  8. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Telefied Ad Free Member

    Age:
    61
    Nov 15, 2009
    Austin, Tx
    Hope that never happens to me.




    Doh!
     
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  9. jondanger

    jondanger Poster Extraordinaire

    Jan 27, 2011
    Charm City, MD
    Reminds me of this Westerberg favorite:



    Yours is young, and mine is not
    Yours is new, and mine is shot
    And everybody knows it
     
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  10. beagle

    beagle Tele-Afflicted

    Jul 20, 2010
    Yorkshire
  11. joealso

    joealso Tele-Meister Silver Supporter

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    Dec 25, 2012
    East Haddam, CT
    And you know that you're over the hill
    When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill


     
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  12. ddewerd

    ddewerd Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

    That's great!

    I ran across this song a couple of years ago and sprung it on my band mates during practice one day. I do this frequently with these whimsical songs - I just tell them "I want to play a song you've never heard, just indulge me. I want to hear how it sounds with our band, and then I promise we'll never play it again."

    One song I did this with, we've actually played in public a few times (from Hee Haw - Where oh Where are you Tonight)

    Cheers,
    Doug
     
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  13. Mike Eskimo

    Mike Eskimo Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 9, 2008
    Detroit
    In regards to a less-than faithful woman , my band wrote a song with the line

    “I trust her less than an old man trusts a fart”

    Ouch...
     
  14. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    Well at least you know what might happen with a fart, but with a wild woman, you just never know.
     
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  15. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    First verse and chorus of a song I wrote about the sadness of aging...

    See the way I comb my hair?
    Things are gettin' pretty thin up there.
    See the way I always smile?
    Zoloft and Ambien are my new style,
    They make me feel real good for a while.

    Get off! Get off! Get offa my lawn!
    I can not help this crazy trip I'm on.
    Don't know when it started or when it will end.
    I can't even see up around the bend.
     
  16. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    I think you might have yourself a country hit right there. Or, you could get in touch with Molly B, I think she could turn that into a polka right quick, by golly!
     
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  17. kuvash

    kuvash Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    72
    Feb 13, 2010
    Upper California
    Yup...polka for sure on dat one dere.
     
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  18. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    When them old ducks are whirling like dervishes in the wind, I'll bet they have to keep the back door open and a big fan turning. Most of 'em are wearing depends to catch the big stuff, but man that gasometer's gotta be hitting the peg.
     
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  19. tery

    tery Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Sep 21, 2012
    Tennessee
    I was going to say that I know how he feels :oops: … but no I do not .
     
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  20. kuvash

    kuvash Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    72
    Feb 13, 2010
    Upper California
    Somehow...I had envisioned this taking place while wearing a kilt.....not too sure why though.
     
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