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The most ugly guitar ever?

Discussion in 'Other Guitars, other instruments' started by FenderNashville, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. FenderNashville

    FenderNashville Tele-Meister

    Jun 27, 2006
    I know everything is subject to opinion, but this is the ugliest guitar I have ever seen. The guy is selling his "hand carved" guitar on Craigslist.

    It is absolutely hideous. I thought I would implant this image in your minds all day.... :)


  2. mohair_chair

    mohair_chair Tele-Meister

    Jul 21, 2011
    Santa Clarita
    The pickguard looks like it is made out of granite.

  3. Eric Smith

    Eric Smith Tele-Meister

    Jul 3, 2012
    Plymouth, IN
    The body is pretty ugly, but I think that what people don't realize is that it doubles as the 5th key to the lost city of Atlantis.

  4. losergeek

    losergeek Tele-Afflicted

    Jun 28, 2010
    There's obviously no limit on how ugly custom guitars could get (the sky is the limit), but in terms of production guitars, this is the ugliest thing I've seen....and that includes the infamous Firebird X - at least I sort of see how they could have made that mistake....this one I honestly don't understand at all.

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  5. jvanoort

    jvanoort Tele-Holic

    Nah. Pretty sure that's vomit...

  6. Wrong-Note Rod

    Wrong-Note Rod Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

    Mar 4, 2009
    I like it.

    Looks like some kind of prehistoric fish.

    Pretty guitars are boring.

  7. souljacker

    souljacker TDPRI Member

    Nov 22, 2010
    Guitars with bigsbys.

  8. skipjackrc4

    skipjackrc4 Tele-Meister

    Jan 21, 2011

  9. tinman402

    tinman402 Tele-Meister

  10. tinman402

    tinman402 Tele-Meister

    and don't forget to learn your scales


  11. skipjackrc4

    skipjackrc4 Tele-Meister

    Jan 21, 2011
    Is this the same guy who did the helicopter?


  12. fezz parka

    fezz parka ---------------------------

  13. John Backlund

    John Backlund Friend of Leo's Vendor Member

    Nov 2, 2003
    South Dakota
    I dunno....there may be a special place in hell waitng for whoever came up with this nightmare.


  14. jlock1028

    jlock1028 Tele-Meister

    May 3, 2009
    Auburndale Florida
    The eyes have it...the Winner!

  15. Phat-o-Caster

    Phat-o-Caster Tele-Meister

    Dec 8, 2008

  16. goldtopper

    goldtopper Friend of Leo's

    Dec 30, 2005
    Liberal Lakes
    :eek: really?

  17. tinman402

    tinman402 Tele-Meister

    It must be a new fender line :)


    that was lifted off the Les paul forum, in one thread he showed all 10 of his v's... and to answer the question you wanna ask, it does have a Fender Tele neck headstock logo and all..


  18. pondcaster

    pondcaster Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 29, 2010
    Tryon, NC
    Speaking of vomit...bwalh....bwalh!

  19. binkydognose

    binkydognose Tele-Afflicted

    Nov 20, 2009
    Glendale Arizona
    So that's what it looks like when you stuff a guitar up a cats... Ted Nugent.

  20. tuuur

    tuuur Friend of Leo's

    Nov 12, 2006
    the Netherlands
    This one was once posted by 0le Fuzzy...


    He had another hacked up barely recognizable vintage telecaster pic, but I cannot find that one anymore.

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