The level of literacy exhibited on these threads

We couldn't afford lead based paints. We had to write "Lead based paint" on a piece of paper and pretend it was lead-based paint.

 

YOU CAN'T HANDLE A CHINESE LAWNMOWER

 

My family couldn't afford paper - or even a pen to write 'lead based paint' on the paper we didn't have

'We was poor, but we was happy'

 

No one said anything about a Chinese lawnmower?

 

I was channelling Jack Nicholson and thought u were Tom Cruise - apologies

I also have a piece of glass in my thumb and have mistyped almost everything today, but I'm not apologising for that. Just tucking into my lead paint supper

 

OK,I confess to being a bumched shrit forumcator.

 

Lets See:

lets do the math so far;

(A+(B+C/D)=E+F-G) =<225

(Good Grammar + (talent + telecaster/ tdpri wisdom) = better guitar player + well informed - nationality language guide lines) = at least 225 posts on a monday!

 

Yeah, but Tom Cruise can afford to go to China and get his own lawnmover.

 

TOM CRUISE CAN'T HANDLE A CHINESE LAWNMOVER

 

piggy sez
My family couldn't afford paper - or even a pen to write 'lead based paint' on the paper we didn't have
'We was poor, but we was happy'

 

I have read that Oz English is derived from the East End of London, the original home of many of the convicts that were deported to Oz. It makes sense if you compare the two.

 

...said the man who can't formulate a thread title properly.

Or were you being ironic? It's hard to tell sometimes.

 

Apparently so, even in your text... get over it. I like to think that this forum is for everyone. There's no need to put people down

 

And occasionally ration, reason and logic are also lost on some threads - but overall a very cool forum and community!

 

Worse than a lack of grammar and spelling skills I abhor the faulty sense of humor sometimes. I used that same joke a few weeks back and got a straight faced response of "I'm afraid plumbing involves a fair bit more than that"...

 

I let it slide the first couple times but I've been told three times now that I'm "thick". Dude...it's true. Thanks for noticing.

 

This was today's best thread, amirite?

 

You are correct! Praise the TROLL!!!

 

the math proved it, math never lies, and I have the equations , this one was like the last one, only different but the outcome is the same,

did any one notice or appreciate my better spellin' ?

So what have we learned;
1) are guitar cables directional ? Y N
2) are there really tone woods for electrics ? Y N
3) does any one really care about us bad spellers ? Y N
4) how did they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar ? Y N
5) Does the sales of Guiness' really go up on St.Paddy's Day ? Y N

Nope nothing changed

 

Amirite is the ore from which unobtainium is extracted.