The imp of the perverse is telling me to

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  1. MuddyDitch

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    Buy an ambulance and paint it to look like a can of SPAM because they both have nasty meat inside.

    What does the imp tell you??
     
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    that imp can cause a lot of misery.
     
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    I've thought of trying to use like 6" strap on stilts to play gig. I think it would be a cool trick. But I have to tap my pedals.
     
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    my imp says steer clear of you.... ha ha
     
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    Shuster Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    My imp is a gimp, and wants me to work at Ihopo_O
     
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    boredguy6060 Friend of Leo's

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    I’m not following any of this.
     
  7. 24 track

    24 track Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    at least its not a hearse.....live the dream
     
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    It's because it's just another nasty smear post on SPAM! Everybody knows SPAM is as good for you, as it is tasty. Where can you get all of your daily requirements of both vitamins and minerals, and hog's button hole in the same can? He's probably one of them left over old hippies from the 60s you see driving around the country side, or more likely broke down on the side of the road in an old VW van WISHING he had an ambulance, AND a can of SPAM for supper! :eek::eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    A loooooong time ago, I fancied myself to be just a few hairs over the "counter-culture" edge. One day, I was musing on why people name their guitars with female names, and I thought it would be the epitome of punk rock dark humor to name my guitar... well, I just can't bring myself to say it. Suffice it to say, it would have been in very bad taste and most certainly offensive to a fairly large percentage of those who call themselves and their neighbors "decent folk". I'm glad I didn't follow through.

    But yeah, the imp is alive and well, and if I ever meet him in a dark alley someday, I will do my best to convert him into a grease spot in the cobbles for that one.

    I think the point of the post is when you have a particularly unsavory thought come into your head, that you are shocked to find personally humorous, and vow to never tell anyone what your depraved little brain concocted for its own amusement that day.

    Until this thread. :twisted:
     
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    inappropriate thoughts are what separate us from the animals!
     
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    ^THIS^
     
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