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The Best Misheard Song Lyrics

Discussion in 'Music to Your Ears' started by CFFF, Jan 17, 2017.

  1. RodeoTex

    RodeoTex Poster Extraordinaire

    Sep 14, 2005
    Nueces Strip
    Potato wave dude.
     

  2. BorderRadio

    BorderRadio Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

    Apr 2, 2014
    Phoenix, AZ
    Almost the same, I heard "I gots-ta go shopping..."

    Pretty much how I've been hearing it.
     
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  3. BorderRadio

    BorderRadio Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

    Apr 2, 2014
    Phoenix, AZ
    Correct, but the malaprops are Hi-Lo-larious.
     
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  4. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Telefied Ad Free Member

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    Nov 15, 2009
    Austin, Tx
    Judas Priest's Breaking The Law.
    I'm raking the lawn, raking the lawn.
     

  5. Stringbanger

    Stringbanger Doctor of Teleocity

    Jan 18, 2013
    West O' Philly, PA
    "Dashing through the snow,
    In a one horse, soap, and sleigh..."
     
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  6. bluesky1963

    bluesky1963 Tele-Meister

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    Apr 1, 2011
    Glendale, AZ
    According to a guy I went to college with: 'Heard it in a love song...eight feet long!'
     

  7. Alamo

    Alamo Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 15, 2006
    Berlin, Germany
    Blahh, bla, bla. all you need is love. Beatles
     

  8. 8barlouie

    8barlouie Tele-Afflicted

    Age:
    58
    May 9, 2015
    Seekonk, MA
    I used to think Rock the Casbah was:
    F$@! the cash bar. F$@! the cash bar.
     
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  9. TimmyM

    TimmyM Tele-Meister

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    Jul 2, 2010
    Rialto, CA. USA
    Dirty deeds, thunder jeep
     
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  10. Greenmachine

    Greenmachine Tele-Holic

    684
    Nov 28, 2011
    New Jersey
    The sidewinder sleeps tonight, REM

    "Come and meet your maker"?
    "Calling from Jamaica?"
    "Call me when you wake her?"

    Lord have mercy what's Michael saying?!
     

  11. DonM

    DonM Tele-Holic Ad Free Member

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    Apr 21, 2016
    Henderson,NV/SLC,UT
    I had a friend who used to sing the chorus to the Yardbird's Shape of Things (Come tomorrow - will I be younger....) as Cousin Morrow..........

    I heard it the other day and damn, if it still doesn't sound like that.
     

  12. boris bubbanov

    boris bubbanov Telefied Ad Free Member

    10 cc: "be Poised and Quiet" instead of "big Boys don't Cry".

    +

    We liked to screw around with known lyrics also:

    Bob Marley's We Jammin' becomes "Pajamas".

    "Pokey likes Jammies, too!"


    And know you can well imagine what happens to "Puff the Magic Dragon" once the words get reworked.
     

  13. slinger

    slinger Friend of Leo's

    Mar 7, 2013
    wild west
    beatles...chicken to ride
     
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  14. HoodieMcFoodie

    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    Oct 22, 2007
    Tamworth, 'straya.
    Knock, knock, knocking on Kevin's Door.

    Under the board shorts, out of the sun.
     

  15. Beakertwang

    Beakertwang TDPRI Member

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    Feb 16, 2014
    Iowa
    "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

    Four hundred children in the crop in the field"

    I always pictured young faces peeking out through the corn.
     
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  16. slinger

    slinger Friend of Leo's

    Mar 7, 2013
    wild west
    steve miller..big ole cattleliner
     

  17. slinger

    slinger Friend of Leo's

    Mar 7, 2013
    wild west
    van halen...cannon ball..cannon ba ha ha ha ha hall..
     

  18. Rayner

    Rayner Tele-Meister

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    Jun 7, 2015
    Somerset England
    Claptons version of crossroads I always heard 'going down to the Rosedale, takin my rabbit by my side'
     
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  19. claes

    claes Tele-Meister

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    Aug 20, 2007
    sweden
    "I feel Sue Lawley..."?;)
     

  20. A.B.Negative

    A.B.Negative Friend of Leo's

    Aug 26, 2008
    Scotland
    A singer rather than a song...

    My youngest thought Gwen Stefani was called Wednesday Fanny.
     
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