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The Best Misheard Song Lyrics

Discussion in 'Music to Your Ears' started by CFFF, Jan 17, 2017.

  1. CFFF

    CFFF Tele-Meister

    Oct 31, 2016
    I will begin with my all time favorite: "excuse me while I kiss this guy".

    Jimi Hendrix. Purple Haze.

  2. rburd2

    rburd2 Tele-Afflicted

    Sep 13, 2016
    Georgia, US
    One I misheard:

    "Sorry you didn't see him
    But I'm playing guitar"

    Second line should be "But I'm glad we talked"

    Pearl Jam - Alive

  3. CV Jee Beez

    CV Jee Beez Tele-Meister

    Nov 24, 2016
    Duarte, CA
    Doobie Brothers, What a fool believes.

    The white man has the power to do them away
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  4. RodeoTex

    RodeoTex Poster Extraordinaire

    Sep 14, 2005
    Nueces Strip
    Misheard lyrics on YT of Yellow Ledbetter. It really sounds like the captions.
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  5. telleutelleme

    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Jan 15, 2010


    INFANT Tele-Meister

    Apr 12, 2011
    Stoney Creek, Ontario
    "There's a bathroom on the right" -CCR Bad moon rising
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  7. mexicanyella

    mexicanyella Tele-Holic

    Jan 26, 2012
    Troy, MO
    I like how Bill Kirchen throws that in on the medley/silly portion of "Hot Rod Lincoln Live," around 6:15-6:25 in this clip:


  8. gtrplr

    gtrplr Tele-Meister

    May 22, 2008
    Nashville, TN
    Secret Asian Man.

  9. 2 Headed Goat

    2 Headed Goat Tele-Holic

    Jul 28, 2012
    Here & Now
    Back when Dancing in the Dark was a hit on the radio, my manager at work would sing along.. Her take on the line 'there's a joke here somewhere & its on me was -
    there's a joke - here's some wine and its on me :)
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2017

  10. brookdalebill

    brookdalebill Telefied Ad Free Member

    Nov 15, 2009
    Austin, Tx
    In the day, me and my little frat party cover band used to sing "My Sca-rotum".
    Yup, Beavis & Butthead had nothin' on us!

  11. craigh9

    craigh9 Tele-Meister

    Aug 6, 2009
    I always thought the line in Elton John's Benny & The Jets was She's got electric boobs & mohair suits.
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  12. tahoebob54

    tahoebob54 Tele-Meister

    Another vote for the electric boobs.
    Weeman333, RLee77, Colors and 2 others like this.

  13. paulblackford

    paulblackford Tele-Meister

    Jun 17, 2009
    "A girl with colitis goes by"
    Steve 78, Boubou, drlucky and 4 others like this.

  14. Mahalo

    Mahalo Former Member

    Jul 3, 2005
    Alex the seal.

  15. boredguy6060

    boredguy6060 Friend of Leo's

    Mar 28, 2012
    Sou Cal
    Now that's funny!
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  16. elihu

    elihu Poster Extraordinaire

    Dec 24, 2009
    In a surgical milieu the Girl from Ipanema became the Girl with Empyema.

  17. PumpJockey

    PumpJockey Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

    Oct 12, 2010
    New Joisey
    José can you see?
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  18. unclearty

    unclearty Tele-Holic

    Feb 9, 2006
    South central Mass.
    "Bahhhd bahhd...Dude looks like Greg Brady"
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  19. AAT65

    AAT65 Friend of Leo's

    May 29, 2016
    Edinburgh, Scotland
    The Police singing "Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley...". I still struggle not to hear it like this!
    (For non-Brits and the under-45s in the audience, Sue Lawley was a BBC news anchor and presenter on the 'Nationwide' programme at the time: the programme did a feature on this apparent namechecking of their colleague, in typical early-evening after-the-news magazine style.)

  20. Blue Bill

    Blue Bill Poster Extraordinaire

    Feb 15, 2014
    My favorites: Africa, by Toto, "I left my brains down in Africa..." Elton John: "Hold me closer Tony Danza..."
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