Well gang there I was on YouTube watching stupid musician texts on the specter sound studios channel. A new video started on that channel comparing a $5300 (case is extra of course) tele called the heartbreaker by a new company based overseas. I think wallet breaker would work too. So I had to see what was so special about it. Well, they select the lightest weight one piece bodies for you! I don't know about you, but the first thing I do when I try a guitar out is weigh it. Everyone knows lighter wood sounds better. That's why my next one will be made from one piece balsa. Now things don't stop there, no sir! See they tried it all and found a magical combo of wood, materials and pickups. I hope you all are reading this while in the restroom sitting down because, well, it's got a one piece alder body and a maple neck. The pickups are these things called single coils. The bridge my oh my it's got these 3 saddles and the strings go through the body, they call it a classic t bridge! Now I know you all are opening your wallets but hold on a minute because it's got a rosewood fretboard that is older than the guitar it's emulating, something called a telecaster that was made so long ago they named it after a tv. A tv I kid you not! So don't delay guys, head on over and buy it before it's gone!