Strange things people that have known you for years ask...

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  1. stratoman1

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    A friend of mine's wife just asked me if I still played guitar. Well let's see, you've known me for over 30 years, I see you guys a few times a year and that whole time, yes I've played guitar . So did you think after all these I just suddenly stopped ?

    Yep, stopped, sold everything last week.. Should a been there :rolleyes:
     
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    My mother-in-law asked me once if I was circumcised. That was a very strange question.
     
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    A: Yes, but only once.

    B: I had to. It was hanging up on my piercings.
     
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    Now I don believe I'da tol dat if I was use brother!
     
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    Well, I didn't tell you how I answered.
     
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    Yeah, that's an odd one
     
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    :eek::eek::eek::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    How do you do that? (When I whistle with my mouth closed)
     
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    My boss who is 25 years younger than me noted that we've worked together long enough; then she mentioned tea bagging.
     
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    :eek:
     
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    I need to remind myself more often that you guys aren’t linemen and our humor may not work with all audiences.
     
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    I seemed to have swerved into the x-rated portion of the bad dog.
     
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    an acquaintance once asked my grandmother if i was still in prison. some people seemed to have trouble believing I was working there, not incarcerated there.
     
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    I assumed this was where we got sent when the mods gave us a time out?
     
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    I had to google you comment, remember, I'm an old fella who thought a tea bag was something you made tea out of! :oops::oops::oops::D
     
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