Okay. Went to a Guitar Center. Tried 'em. Decided on the Squier Classic Vibe Telecaster, with rosewood neck (therefore, brown sunburst/tobacco burst body). Ordered one used from GC for $249. Good deal, though tax and shipping added some (like $38, actually). Still, for a used one in perfect condition, a pretty good deal. I'll do a NGD post when it arrives!