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Saw something gross last night (no pics)

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by TheGoodTexan, May 19, 2018.

  1. william tele

    william tele Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

    Nov 7, 2009
    Kansas City, MO
    You guys are being pretty judgmental. Probably just a frugal coke addict...
     

  2. Zepfan

    Zepfan Poster Extraordinaire

    Nov 30, 2013
    Horn Lake, MS
    At least she used a napkin.
     
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  3. Mouth

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    Blech. Tastes like dog food.

     
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  4. boneyguy

    boneyguy Doctor of Teleocity

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    A few years back I was parked down by the ocean just enjoying the view. I noticed in the car parked beside me an attractive young woman. Very soon after noticing her she began picking her nose and eating it....repeatedly...like she was getting paid to do it......never once looked around to see if she was being observed..no concern for being seen at all....(of course we all know that we're invisible when we're inside our cars) I thought that was kinda gross/funny.
     
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  5. CJM3309

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  6. kafka

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    OK, you guys need to think this through. The reason you should eat your boogers and toenail clippings is so that a predator doesn't find them and detect your scent. Suppose a pack of wolves came upon that napkin. They'd know instantly that there was a human nearby - most likely a sick one they could easily isolate. She'd be a goner.
     

  7. 8barlouie

    8barlouie Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Took the words right outa my mouth. That’s my take exactly. Back in the day, I would have gone to the restroom and snorted some fresh water up my nose to get every last bit, then back out to the disco!
     

  8. TheGoodTexan

    TheGoodTexan Doctor of Teleocity

    Apr 28, 2003
    Nashville, TN
    So you’re saying she was probably a Navy SEAL or other covert operative. Makes sense.
     
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  9. jimmyv723

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  10. elihu

    elihu Poster Extraordinaire

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  12. jimgchord

    jimgchord Tele-Meister

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    Cool story bro.
     
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  13. getbent

    getbent Telefied Ad Free Member

    Spalding! You'll get nothing and like it...

    in the words of Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla-- florida or germany....
     
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  14. tpaul

    tpaul Poster Extraordinaire

    Mar 18, 2003
    Vermont
    Pretty gross. On the other hand, she could have been eating packaged meat products she found floating down a river on a hot day...
     
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  15. TheGoodTexan

    TheGoodTexan Doctor of Teleocity

    Apr 28, 2003
    Nashville, TN
    Only a complete idiot would do that.
     
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  16. TheGoodTexan

    TheGoodTexan Doctor of Teleocity

    Apr 28, 2003
    Nashville, TN
    But seriously, in my defense, the bacon package was sealed, in date, and it was early spring, so the river was really cold.
     
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  17. dkmw

    dkmw Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2016
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    All this and you’re still considering retiring in Florida?

    That’s pretty tame compared to the things you’ll see if you actually live here.
     

  18. Toto'sDad

    Toto'sDad Telefied Ad Free Member

    Jun 21, 2011
    Bakersfield
    I live out here in California where if you saw a goat banging an alligator on main street in most of its cities, no one would even stop to watch.
     
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  19. Jupiter

    Jupiter Telefied Silver Supporter

    Jun 22, 2010
    Osaka, Japan
    Oh lord.

    Funny how sometimes people think they’re invisible. I’m a teacher, and every once in a while I have to stop and remind the students, "you know I can SEE you, right?"
     

  20. drf64

    drf64 Poster Extraordinaire

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    Jul 24, 2009
    Ada, MI

    Don't you live in the booger munching capitol of the known universe?
     
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