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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by TheGoodTexan, May 19, 2018.
You guys are being pretty judgmental. Probably just a frugal coke addict...
At least she used a napkin.
Blech. Tastes like dog food.
A few years back I was parked down by the ocean just enjoying the view. I noticed in the car parked beside me an attractive young woman. Very soon after noticing her she began picking her nose and eating it....repeatedly...like she was getting paid to do it......never once looked around to see if she was being observed..no concern for being seen at all....(of course we all know that we're invisible when we're inside our cars) I thought that was kinda gross/funny.
OK, you guys need to think this through. The reason you should eat your boogers and toenail clippings is so that a predator doesn't find them and detect your scent. Suppose a pack of wolves came upon that napkin. They'd know instantly that there was a human nearby - most likely a sick one they could easily isolate. She'd be a goner.
Took the words right outa my mouth. That’s my take exactly. Back in the day, I would have gone to the restroom and snorted some fresh water up my nose to get every last bit, then back out to the disco!
So you’re saying she was probably a Navy SEAL or other covert operative. Makes sense.
HaHa that was my first thought as well.
She was likely just strengthening her immune system...yeah, that's it.
You know, Gandhi used to drink his own urine. I mean, he didn't really. It seems like it must be a good excuse for something. But we know Kevin Costner did, and that's not nothing.
Cool story bro.
Spalding! You'll get nothing and like it...
in the words of Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla-- florida or germany....
Pretty gross. On the other hand, she could have been eating packaged meat products she found floating down a river on a hot day...
Only a complete idiot would do that.
But seriously, in my defense, the bacon package was sealed, in date, and it was early spring, so the river was really cold.
All this and you’re still considering retiring in Florida?
That’s pretty tame compared to the things you’ll see if you actually live here.
I live out here in California where if you saw a goat banging an alligator on main street in most of its cities, no one would even stop to watch.
Funny how sometimes people think they’re invisible. I’m a teacher, and every once in a while I have to stop and remind the students, "you know I can SEE you, right?"
Don't you live in the booger munching capitol of the known universe?