Overheard at the music store-

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Jakedog, Mar 12, 2018.

  1. telemnemonics

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    Well, lately I'm feelin like I'm stuck in a scene right outta Deliverance...

    (exaggerated for moody melodramatic emphasis)
     
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    rz350 Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Chicks dig Telecasters... and Stratocasters... and pointy headstock guitars too, but ya gotta watch out for those chicks....
     
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    Tonetele Poster Extraordinaire

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    That town wouldn't be in the South or Virginia area where a certain policeman is actually James Dickey, author of Deliverance and Pulitzer Prize Winner?
    I hear banjos .
     
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    the cane from citizen cane.
     
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    Random1643 Tele-Holic Silver Supporter

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    Excellent thread. And I say this as a banjo (and occasional uke) player. Pound for pound, the F-150 joke is one of the greats.
     
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    "Hello, Barley Services? Yes this is John Smith. My toilet is backed up, I need someone to explain the holy trinity to me, and I can't remember the last time I heard Foggy Mountain Breakdown. How quickly can you get here?"
     
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    My like for this runs strong and deep.
     
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    All I know is that the fiddler left her Dobro and Scruggs style banjoist for an old time frailing dude.
     
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    voodooblues Friend of Leo's

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    That's pretty sound logic actually
     
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    What's the old joke?

    Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
    A: Homeless.
     
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    Don't shoot! I've got a wife and two girlfriends!
     
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    Nickadermis Friend of Leo's

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    As long as you keep the restaurants straight it's all good.
     
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    voodooblues Friend of Leo's

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    So what does that equate to, a home, a lake house and a cottage in the mountains:D
     
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    What a great post. How did I miss it!
     
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    Wife to her husband: "Put that guitar down you don't even know how to play!"

    In an real life musical instrument retail store, just to be clear.
     
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    Some people just won't take good advice.
     
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    Robert Johnson sure got some intresting friends pretty quick with an acoustic...

    An harp is the safest bet
     
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    Miles Davis plays guitar - WHAT?!
     
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