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Overheard at the music store-

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Jakedog, Mar 12, 2018.

  1. gypsy jim

    gypsy jim Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

    So then the kid said, pointing to the guitar below, "Mom, I want that one!"

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  2. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    "No Jimmy, all we can afford is the Devil Girl."

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  3. rolloman

    rolloman Tele-Holic

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    True story: He is still alive and works at a Wal-Mart in GA about 20 miles from my house in SC. The movie was filmed in this area. Burt Reynolds liked the area so much he has a house on the lake here.

     

  4. cabra velha

    cabra velha Tele-Afflicted Platinum Supporter

    Jan 21, 2016
    estados unidos
    . . .and the best music.
     
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  5. trapdoor2

    trapdoor2 Tele-Meister

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    Heaven or hell...?

     
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  6. Dacious

    Dacious Poster Extraordinaire

    Mar 16, 2003
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    Hell for guitarists definitely...
     
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  7. Johnson johnson

    Johnson johnson Tele-Holic

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    I saw this at my local GC the other day... IMG_20171219_141942.jpg
     
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  8. StrangerNY

    StrangerNY Friend of Leo's

    At which point Mom bought little Junior a banjo.

    - D
     
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  9. StrangerNY

    StrangerNY Friend of Leo's

    Q. What's the best pickup to put on a banjo?

    A. An F-150.

    - D
     
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  10. StrangerNY

    StrangerNY Friend of Leo's

    Q. What's the difference between a banjo and a chainsaw?

    A. You can play a ballad on a chainsaw.

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    Q. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

    A. Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

    - D
     

  11. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh Poster Extraordinaire

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    Does that mean I'm going to hell 9 times then? Kind of a reverse cat thing?
     
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  12. You-Tele-Me

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    Q. What do you call a banjo player in a suit and tie?

    A. The defendant.
     

  13. dsutton24

    dsutton24 Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

    Dec 29, 2010
    Illinois
    I have heard a lot of weird things in music shops over the last forty years or so. That one hardly even registers.
     
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  14. Ebidis

    Ebidis Tele-Holic

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    No, just the 9th level of hell. :twisted:
     

  15. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh Poster Extraordinaire

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    Well that's no fun. Which level are Elvis, Hendrix, and Jim Morrison in?
     
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  16. Ebidis

    Ebidis Tele-Holic

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    How many electric guitars did they own?
     
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  17. BigDaddyLH

    BigDaddyLH Telefied Ad Free Member

    Did you think twice about going in?
     
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  18. beyer160

    beyer160 Tele-Afflicted

    Aug 11, 2010
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    What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
    When you throw a banjo in a trash can and don't hit the sides.

    What's the difference between a banjo player and a turtle?
    You feel bad when you run over a turtle.

    What's the best way to tune a banjo?
    Wire cutters.

    What's the difference between a banjo player and a turtle?
    The turtle's probably on his way to a gig.
     

  19. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh Poster Extraordinaire

    Jun 13, 2013
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    Not sure about Hendrix or Elvis. Morrison may not have owned any.
     

  20. acrylicsuperman

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    I bet that is the moment the kid whipped out the pick of destiny and bought two electrics and a full marshall stack.
     
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