Overheard at the music store-

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  1. gypsy jim

    gypsy jim Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    So then the kid said, pointing to the guitar below, "Mom, I want that one!"

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    "No Jimmy, all we can afford is the Devil Girl."

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    True story: He is still alive and works at a Wal-Mart in GA about 20 miles from my house in SC. The movie was filmed in this area. Burt Reynolds liked the area so much he has a house on the lake here.

     
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    . . .and the best music.
     
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    Heaven or hell...?

     
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    Hell for guitarists definitely...
     
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    I saw this at my local GC the other day... IMG_20171219_141942.jpg
     
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    At which point Mom bought little Junior a banjo.

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    Q. What's the best pickup to put on a banjo?

    A. An F-150.

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    Q. What's the difference between a banjo and a chainsaw?

    A. You can play a ballad on a chainsaw.

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    Q. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

    A. Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

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    Does that mean I'm going to hell 9 times then? Kind of a reverse cat thing?
     
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    Q. What do you call a banjo player in a suit and tie?

    A. The defendant.
     
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    I have heard a lot of weird things in music shops over the last forty years or so. That one hardly even registers.
     
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    No, just the 9th level of hell. :twisted:
     
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    Well that's no fun. Which level are Elvis, Hendrix, and Jim Morrison in?
     
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    How many electric guitars did they own?
     
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    Did you think twice about going in?
     
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    What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
    When you throw a banjo in a trash can and don't hit the sides.

    What's the difference between a banjo player and a turtle?
    You feel bad when you run over a turtle.

    What's the best way to tune a banjo?
    Wire cutters.

    What's the difference between a banjo player and a turtle?
    The turtle's probably on his way to a gig.
     
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    Not sure about Hendrix or Elvis. Morrison may not have owned any.
     
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    I bet that is the moment the kid whipped out the pick of destiny and bought two electrics and a full marshall stack.
     
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